this line was great:
“It’s not the sex which tires out young players,” said Westerhof, in an interview published back in 2002 in the Observer Sport Monthly. “It’s the staying up all night looking for it.”
The England team won't be having sex during the World Cup, not because they are banned from it but because they are so ugly that no women will go near them.
The England team won't be having sex during the World Cup, not because they are banned from it but because they are so ugly that no women will go near them.
the funny thing is that the picture that accompanies that article shows women so unattractive that if they were WAGS there would be no need for a pre-match sex ban,sanity(and sanitary) test maybe