[Serie A] Parma-Juventus match commentary (5 Viewers)

[Alen]

Trez is up

 

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[Alen]

Trez down, someone stepped on his ankle.

Hey, hello hello. Where have you been?

Amauri warming up.

 

[Alen]

Corner Parma

 

[Alen]

Trez can't go on, great, just great. Just what we needed.

Amauri IN

 

[SABSAB]

Hey, hello hello. Where have you been?

Amauri warming up.

Busy and ill. Happy New Year

Amauri :sob:

 

[Bjerknes]

Well, that figures.

I wonder who will get the captain's armband. Probably Chiellini.

 

[Alen]

Chiellini is the captain now.

 

[Alen]

We're doing nothing in the last 10 minutes. Chiellini single-handedly stops all their attacks, but after he wins the ball we're losing it after 2 passes or after 1 long ball.

 

[Alen]

1:1

 

[SABSAB]

Goal Amoruso.
Nice header, no one reacted.

 

[JCK]

Blanc picks up his phone and makes a direct call for Kenya.

 

[Alen]

Amoruso, our ex, jumps higher than Legro and scores.
Awful marking by Legro.

 

[SABSAB]

Legrottaglie

 

[JCK]

Bettega to Secco: We might win today but we are still far from being convincing.

 

[Alen]

Corner for Juve...nothing. Actually, Parma on the counter

 

[Bjerknes]

Once again, one of our former players scores against us.

Legrottaglie couldn't handle Amoruso.

We really need to get rid of Legro and Canna.

 

[Alen]

Cross from the left that reminded me of a player who's no longer in Juve

 

[Bjerknes]

I mean, it looked like Legro didn't even bother to go after the ball.

Horrible, horrible defender. Please get rid of him immediately.

 

[Alen]

Chiellini doesn't only have to stop Parma's attackers, he also has to fix the stupid mistakes of our defenders.
Caceres almost costs us another goal there.

 

[JCK]

Cross from the left that reminded me of a player who's no longer in Juve

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