[Serie A] Juventus - Palermo match commentary (6 Viewers)

[SABSAB]

Diego has one of the weakest shots I've seen.

Lame game so far.

 

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[KB824]

Shit the Hockey game just started.


Fuck's sake Alex. You're not 25 anymore, dude

 

[Alen]

Palermo are really poor tonight, but big part of it is due to our well organized midfield.

Now a funny scene with Diego as the star.
He was pushed, couldn't hold control and he fell in a funny way.

 

[KB824]

Nice haircut, Zebina.

Whose Tupperware bowl did you use for that hairdo???

 

[KB824]

If Miccoli doesn't slip, that's a goal.

Great move by Pastore

 

[Alen]

Cassani ass raped De Ceglie, but Sissoko saves the day with a last minute block.

 

[KB824]

Wow, DeCeglinaro is terrible.

Go back to "That 70's Show"

 

[KB824]

Ashton Kutcher is wearing flip-flops today, right?

Can't think of any other reason why he keeps slipping and falling

 

[Alen]

Del Piero is holding the ball way too long. This was the 3rd attack he ruined.

 

[KB824]

Hey, guess who held onto the ball too long again

 

[KB824]

Halftime. Thank God. I get to watch some Hockey.


Juve Sucks. Yay...............

 

[Alen]

HT

We were slightly better than Palermo. 0:0 is deserved though.

 

[Alen]

Defensively we're ok. Apart from that incident when Cassani owned De Ceglie, we didn't leave them space in defense and midfield. Palermo weren't too eager to attack us, though.
In attack there is a lot to desire. Del Piero is not playing well, while Diego might be our worst player in this half.

 

[SABSAB]

What the hell am I doing here?

 

[KB824]

What the hell am I doing here?

Keeping this from being a total sausage fest.

Know your place, woman

 

[KB824]

I'm in the mood for some chicken fried rice

 

[Alen]

Go watch hockey.

Used to be a hockey fan, but haven't seen a game for ages.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Buffon making out with his wife was the key moment of this half.

 

[KB824]

Go watch hockey.

Used to be a hockey fan, but haven't seen a game for ages.

I am watching hockey right now, actually.

Ehhhh, fuck.


Canada scored.

Are you telling me I'm not wanted??!?!?!?!

 

[Azzurri7]

Weak performance...

What's even more funny is that Palermo looking weaker than us and we couldn't take any advantage. Diego-Del Piero-Trezeguet were awful this half.

Candreva was useless this half. He should be subs if he continues like this.

Manninger has to throw the ball faster instead of waiting for everyone to reach the midfield.