I live in Compiègne and go to university there. I am not a Frenchie though. I arrived in France back in 2002, because I wanted to get out of Zambia. As most of you know, the living conditions in my beautiful country are poor. One can't even find decent baguettes over there.
Luckily this is not the case in France and because of this I have gained a lot of weight, so that I now look like a fat Ronaldo.