[Serie A] JUVENTUS 1-0 Empoli [March 30th, 2019] (1 Viewer)


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Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009

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See what happens when you eat too much ass.


Senior Member
Oct 31, 2012
Things we have learned:

Second half:
- Chiellini has proven that he can play long balls ala bonucci-style. Respect to him for improving even at such an age
- mandzukic proving haters wrong with at least three sexy header lay offs, combining the strength of hulk but the delicate touch of a black widow's kiss
- Kean is head and shoulder above every player in serie A, of course other than CR7. I am pretty sure CR7 and Kean are the ultimate disciplined players who join serie A but resist the urge to eat Pasta everyday, hence ensuring that their brains are not weighed down by carbs, causing lack of creativity. kudos to them.

First half:
- Matuidi continues to have horrendous control equivalent of a Serie C U-18 squad team goalkeeper's granddad
- Allegri still hasn't learned his lesson and seems intent on continuing carrying the tradition of removing all creativity from football the Italian way.


Senior Member
Oct 31, 2012
An effective win, but a bad first half which we can attribute to some complacent mindsets of players and also adapting to a 442 line up with Berna and Manbro upfront.

BUT, once some tweaks were made, we immediately saw how effective this manbro berna upfront partnership could work. They are both strong on the ball, with Manbro being an expert and taking down high balls, and berna an expert in dribbles.

Manbro created at least 3 scoring chances (one turned into a goal for kean), by using the same technique. Run into the box, manage to head the ball PERFECTLY like a ballerina into the path of oncoming teammate to shoot.

U guys may be hating on him, but this guy has a lot of skills for different style of football. He came to us as a striker, became a fullback-bullying winger, and now a target/assist man.
He is like lischsteiner. Constantly reinventing himself for us, and proving haters wrong


Ertuğrul Oğlu Osman
Oct 20, 2004
1 match ...4 to go ....and we are champions .. It's doesn't matter at this stage how we won ...lets plan for next season ....

maybe it will be considered the most boring & ugly scudetto since Capello era ...

The only thing matters now is the CL ..their we need to replicate Atletico performance and win this trophy.

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