[SERIE A] Atalanta vs JUVENTUS (12/21/08) (11 Viewers)

Man of the match

  • Manninger

  • Mellberg

  • Legro

  • Chiellini

  • Molinaro

  • Marchisio

  • Marchionni

  • Sissoko

  • Amauri

  • Del Piero

  • De Ceglie


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Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,664
It's kind of a good thing. Well it was for while...

The match threads are generally entertaining lady fights between those who are happy Juve won and those who want the team to do better. The insults and girly-man behavior was fun for a while and now it's getting a bit repetitive. Things need a mix up. Maybe people could swap sides or use some new vocab, it's just not working anymore. Add to that the newboy toolboxes that just don't have the same pizzaz as the regulars and it makes for a sad, boring sight.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,664
could you give us a few choice quips we could use in the future?
I'm quite partial to "toolbox" these days. Actually, I really enjoy it. It's insulting, but not too harsh and has a slight comedic value you just don't find in the stuff the kids are using these days. I used it in my prior post.

You can use it whenever someone disagrees with you to illustrate their lack of ability to think as an individual or just call them stupid. It should last for a couple of matches if you don't waste it during forum down time.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,664
I came up with one. Here.

Vadgely - Like a lady. Adj.

Example: Hey dude. Quite acting all vadgely.

Example: Your opinion is vadgely mofo, get the cheese out sucka!
 

C4ISR

Senior Member
Dec 18, 2005
2,362
Shite match, made all the more frustrating by the antics of Doni and Floccari. We made the most of our chances though, which is always good to see.

Marchisio need's to get forward more often. He isn't pushing forward at all. Even Momo gets involved high up the pitch sometimes. I realize 1 player needs to cover for the other, but he doesn't make the most of the opportunties he is given to carry the ball forward. 1 of the main reasons his performance vs Milan was noteworthy was because he was making long passes, run's through the middle, shots at net, etc, all possible because he didn't park himself infront of the defence like he did today and in all the games prior to Milan.

Lastly, I also agree that Gio should be getting a run in Nedved's position. De Ceglie makes it work at lm, but it's not his strongest position imo. It takes more than a good cross to play there. Players like Seba can offer u more, and considering our formation and way we play (counter attack), it's paramount that our wingers can run at defenders.
I dont agree with the arguement were compromised defensively due to 1 player, because a) our fb's dont get forward enough for that to be a lineup deciding issue b) all u need to do is mark zonally and c) we have 2 tacklers in midfield to help cover in the event there is a gaping hole on the left. Was it not Ranieri who said Poulsen was bought to cover for our wingers?
We all saw what he did vs Catania on the left, and considering he will never play as long as Del Piero is available, we should start playing him in Nedved's spot.
 

Amaurisimo

Senior Member
Dec 8, 2007
4,622
Most of Atalanta attacks came from wing side, so even DC who defensively is better than Gio, cold not be more useful. That is why we saw Brazzo in 2nd half. Now imagine that we had Gio instead..

I agree with some saying that Gio should be introduced instead of Amauri on DP once we scored, but there is always next time..
 

Cuti

The Real MC
Jul 30, 2006
13,517
I'm pretty sure Mellberg was the player that was meant to be marking Vieri for the goal.
Could be, can't exactly remember, but from the replay i didn't think it was his, cause Mellberg stopped and another defender kept on running with Vieri, thats why i didn't think it was him
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
Azzurri7, not even you can give Del Piero a 7.5 for this game. Noone in our team deserves such a high rating efter today's performance.
I think you're right. Maybe 7 would be more fair. But the work he did maybe not everyone noticed, but his work was really outstanding. Each time Atalanta were putting pressure on us attacking, Ale managed to slow down the game by pushing Atalanta players to make fouls on him.

That was pure class and only experienced players like him and Pavel can pull that out.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,664
Your examples were pretty vadgely :D
I came up with another.

If you don't like what someone says... call 'em a tampon.

It's a multi-step insult. Once you've originally referred to them as a "ladies day fixit" you can then attack their line of thought.

Example: Oh mate, don't be a tampon. We all no Delpie rocks Candyman's socks.

Then to accent: I can't believe you're relying on such tamponian thinking to analyze a match. That's a bit vadgely mate. In fact, you're analysis is coming an inch short of the toolbox.
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
WRONG !!!

In 2006/2007 season the numbers were as follows:

Each team has received € 3.000.000 for reaching the Group Phase plus another € 2.400.000 million for playing the whole six games of this stage.

In our case, you predicted that we won't reach the group stage but we did, that's 5.400.000 €.

Now in the group stage each win gives you € 800.000 and each draw € 400.00

In our case we managed 3 wins and 3 draws which sums up to € 3.600.000. You predicted four losses to Madrid and Zenit in both games, a win and a draw to BATE which makes the difference €2.400.000

Now let us add to that your first prediction because in the end your one celled brain will not able to add all the numbers. We are now at € 7.800.000.

These figures we haven't reached yet but I want you to save them because I will not provide you with such information again, it's only once I do such a thing for people like you.

To reach the quarter final the team receives € 3.5 Million

To reach the semi final the team receives € 5.5 Million

To reach the final you also receive € 5.5 Million and the winner gets an extra € 3.5 Million

Now unlike you, I did not predict us losing to whatever that team in the qualifiers was. I did not predict we end up fourth in the group stage nor did I predict that Palermo and Napoli will do more than us. All I said is that I would be happy if we qualify from the group stage and manage the top four. Yes, this is empty handed but this is also an achievement.

Does that mean I don't trophies? No, it fucking doesn't mean that, but in that case I am the realist and you are the fucking pessimist whiner.

Now, Alen or Bozi or anyone, give me a fucking warning for insulting Vinman. Let him be satisfied otherwise he'll have a miserable Christmas.

Happy holidays everyone.
wow, I bet you're proud of yourself

tell me, how many good players do you think Secco will buy from all that money ?? I bet the answer is either zero, or he'll buy someone who we really dont need....

or, the club will cry broke and buy no one

Vinman, delete your account.
hey wanna-be gangster, go buy yourself a gun and blow your brains out

Can Vinman be voted off the island?
no...i'm here to stay, if you dont like what I say, hit the ignore button, fuckface
 

Ahmed

Principino
Sep 3, 2006
47,928
I came up with another.

If you don't like what someone says... call 'em a tampon.

It's a multi-step insult. Once you've originally referred to them as a "ladies day fixit" you can then attack their line of thought.

Example: Oh mate, don't be a tampon. We all no Delpie rocks Candyman's socks.

Then to accent: I can't believe you're relying on such tamponian thinking to analyze a match. That's a bit vadgely mate. In fact, you're analysis is coming an inch short of the toolbox.
hehehe, the trifecta!
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
Jack the fucking retard said:
Name them! Name the so called fans and don't just speak out of your ass. I dare you to name the so called fans, be a man for once not by talking about your useless muscles.
1) your dumb ass (can we really call you a fan ??)

2) Ahmed

3) Hustini

4) Esteban the wanna=be ganster loser

5) lampard

6) virtualcock

there's 6 fuckface, now kindly kiss my ass, you poor excuse for a mod

maybe you should get a 14 day vacation from this place for being a piss-poor mod

resign jack, just resign
 

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