Selling soccer's souls (1 Viewer)

Theodore

Big,Brute,PowerfulStriker
Dec 5, 2005
657
#1
You might have started seeing them somewhere, those TV, website, magazine and newspaper advertisings bearing some sign that reminds us that the World Cup is coming in 'only' six months' time.

On the subject of football, and footballers, as testimonials for products and services, Italy has a long history, so we can expect a significant number of azzurri will be used to flog anything from razors to pin needles, but rarely has taste and savvy planning got in the way of the advertising agencies who launch those kinds of campaigns.

The biggest name on screen in the last few years, and one that is sure to again appear more and more frequently during the run-up to the World Cup, is Alessandro Del Piero. Which has been both a blessing and a source of embarrassment, for him.

For a number of years, Del Piero has been the public face of a brand of mineral water Uliveto, also the official supplier to the azzurri. The script writers were probably overfatigued when they wrote the storyline. In a variety of situations and locations, Del Piero has been extolling the virtues of said water to a... bird. The little critter flies into the dining room while Del Piero is having lunch and, once safely perched atop a chair's back, has a short conversation with him in a falsetto voice.

In another sequence, a flight attendant brings Del Piero a glass of water but the Juve player kindly turns it down, saying that he's already got his own bottle, all the while trying to keep from her the fact he's also talking to the little bird, concealed under a folded newspaper.

Unfortunately, this series, which in itself helps project as clean an image of Del Piero as of the mineral water, became a nightmare as soon as opposing fans and common people got hold of it. While 'bird' may have a regular meaning in the British Isles but also a second, less noble one, its Italian equivalent also takes on the meaning of, er, a lower part of the male body which is usually well hidden in underwear.

Thus, an endless stream of puns and jibes about Del Piero talking to his 'bird' on TV. The latest parts of the series, still featuring the 'feathered little one' but with an increasingly marginal role (birds, too, have perhaps been unionized and asked for fewer working hours), have Del Piero interacting with 2004 Miss Italy Cristina Chiabotto, a self-confessed Juventus fan whom Alex pretends not to be nice to while both are at an airport restaurant.

Interestingly, the Italian automaker FIAT, owned by the Agnelli family, also major shareholders in Juventus, never thought Del Piero would make for a great advertising character.

A few years ago, a new FIAT car was launched with Christian Vieri and Francesco Totti as testimonials, while as recently as last August Lapo Elkann, Gianni Agnelli's nephew and head of FIAT marketing arm before plunging into unfortunate personal trouble, remarked that if such need arose he'd choose Roma's (soon somebody else's) Antonio Cassano as the face of a new, youth-oriented car, and it was left to Luca di Montezemolo, president of Ferrari, to add that this should not be meant as a slight to Del Piero, because as a more mature, older person, he'd be the perfect face for a Maserati or Ferrari.

All those middle-aged lads showing off their Ferraris at the weekend by going 170mph on a provincial road are mature then.

On the subject of footballers and advertising, some of the better-looking azzurri may get another endorsement contract from one or two fashion houses, but they'd be careful not to thread on the path of the official suppliers of clothing to the national teams or individual clubs. As one would expect, Milan's Alessandro Nesta has appeared in fashion ads, and so has, surprisingly, Paolo Cannavaro, the younger brother of Juve's Fabio.

'Surprisingly' means that Paolo Cannavaro, a defender for lowly Parma, looks a lot like Fabio but does not have, of course, the same appeal, although judging by the stern-jawed picture used for his clothing ad, you wouldn't know.
 

Buy on AliExpress.com
OP
Theodore

Theodore

Big,Brute,PowerfulStriker
Dec 5, 2005
657
  • Thread Starter
  • Thread Starter #6
    Still on the subject of the fine Italian tradition of clothing, still surviving despite being hand-drawn to death by some emerging fashion designers who clearly believe a red-blooded Italian footballer's place is more on a catwalk than in a scudetto dogfight, the official supplier to Inter has not spared expenses in buying full- and half-page newspaper ads showing players getting changed in the dressing rooms, with coach Roberto Mancini in the foreground walking in, and he might as well be, as he's rarely caught in public without his nice clothes and his wooly scarf on.

    On a funny note, last year, an Inter season ticket holder who works in London and flies back for every game had a public slanging match with Mancini, whom he accused of being more worried about keeping his scarf impeccably knotted throughout the 90 minutes than about coaching (not true, of course).

    And of course the fact it's hard to tell whether the players depicted in the ad are putting on their clothes after a match or discarding them in order to don Inter's black-and-blue will cause sleepless nights to anyone who clearly does not have much else to think about.

    Sartorial horrors of the past have included a well-known food company designing a football kit for their own line-up of superstars, signing up players like Vieri, Montella and having them appear in newspaper and TV ads playing in it, but think of former Mexico goalkpeer Jorge Campos' worst outfits and you'll get a better idea of how stylish those shirt were. You couldn't help but notice them, though, which may have been the company's goal in the first place.

    As for Vieri, he also appeared in some ill-fated ads for a private organization that helps those who are behind in their academic career to catch up and get a degree in next to no time. Let's just say they could have chosen a better spokesman, and I am using that term loosely.

    Football has also been used by other companies keen to hitch a ride with the country's most popular sport. One well-known ad for a beer shows fans intently looking at an azzurri match on TV in a crowded bar of the formica-tabled kind tourists find 'characteristic' and locals try not to find at all, and when Italy scores an awkward-looking shy guy grabs the chance to hug a stunning brunette standing next to him.

    Minimal scriptwriting but nice enough, with the accompanying voice over saying 'if there's one thing our national team has taught us, it's never give up hope', which is basically untrue given the ample catalogue of disappointments Italy have compiled since winning the World Cup 23 years ago.

    In all of this, and it's been just a few samples, I did not even consider Sky Italy's heavy advertising of its football exclusive on their channels and on free-to-air TV by the use of famous players.

    Too many to consider, and technically not an example of football's popularity being exploited by companies who do not trade in the relevant business. The nicest was perhaps the one where stars like Totti and Gattuso were shown carrying ordinary people on their shoulders, as if to say Sky subscribers could have a direct contact with their heroes. Not true, of course, but then the point of advertising is hardly truth-telling.

    We'll see what the upcoming World Cup will bring us in terms of football and ads. Italy's official sponsors and suppliers will make sure to let us know about their identity, but no one, hopefully, will have a player singing, as did Danone a few years back when they had first the Inzaghi brothers then Juve's Ciro Ferrara perform a song praising their products. Their rendition was so off key Danone pounced on it and had Ferrara's family covering their ears in disgust as the current Sky analyst displayed his dubious singing talents in the next ad.


    But no amount of tongue-in-cheek performing could have had the same impact as Pierluigi Collina's decision to accept a lucrative deal with car maker Opel last summer.

    When news of the contract were leaked by (and to) Gazzetta dello Sport, a brouhaha broke out, as it was deemed unappropriate for Collina to do matches involving Milan, who share the same shirt sponsors.

    When all attempts at reconciliation failed, most of them suspiciously half-hearted, Collina quit his great refereeing career, which had just received a one-year extension because it had seemed unfair that such a great ref should leave the game at the mandatory age of 45 while still in his prime.
     

    bigjesus

    Junior Member
    Apr 29, 2005
    86
    #8
    Football's sell out have just started. In the next years football as a sport of the nation and working-class people will vanish. Look at those new arenas like Munich. Skyboxes where nobody is really interested in the teams which are playing, because the have to brownnose to new business partners.
    Tickets prices in the UK raising from season to season.
    We are looking in a bad future.

    Top article.
     

    Shixian

    Senior Member
    Sep 4, 2005
    579
    #9
    The0d0rE said:
    The biggest name on screen in the last few years, and one that is sure to again appear more and more frequently during the run-up to the World Cup, is Alessandro Del Piero. Which has been both a blessing and a source of embarrassment, for him.

    For a number of years, Del Piero has been the public face of a brand of mineral water Uliveto, also the official supplier to the azzurri. The script writers were probably overfatigued when they wrote the storyline. In a variety of situations and locations, Del Piero has been extolling the virtues of said water to a... bird. The little critter flies into the dining room while Del Piero is having lunch and, once safely perched atop a chair's back, has a short conversation with him in a falsetto voice.

    In another sequence, a flight attendant brings Del Piero a glass of water but the Juve player kindly turns it down, saying that he's already got his own bottle, all the while trying to keep from her the fact he's also talking to the little bird, concealed under a folded newspaper.

    Unfortunately, this series, which in itself helps project as clean an image of Del Piero as of the mineral water, became a nightmare as soon as opposing fans and common people got hold of it. While 'bird' may have a regular meaning in the British Isles but also a second, less noble one, its Italian equivalent also takes on the meaning of, er, a lower part of the male body which is usually well hidden in underwear.

    Thus, an endless stream of puns and jibes about Del Piero talking to his 'bird' on TV. The latest parts of the series, still featuring the 'feathered little one' but with an increasingly marginal role (birds, too, have perhaps been unionized and asked for fewer working hours), have Del Piero interacting with 2004 Miss Italy Cristina Chiabotto, a self-confessed Juventus fan whom Alex pretends not to be nice to while both are at an airport restaurant.

    Interestingly, the Italian automaker FIAT, owned by the Agnelli family, also major shareholders in Juventus, never thought Del Piero would make for a great advertising character.
    i wanna see the ad.. :D
     

    Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 1)