Secrets to a Successful Life (and other wisdom) (1 Viewer)

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Maybe this doesn't deserve its own thread, but I thought it was funny. It's an oldie, but a goodie :)



THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS:


At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a driver's license.

At age 20 success is . . . having a girlfriend that thinks you are really good looking

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 60 success is . . . having a girlfriend that thinks you are really good looking

At age 70 success is . . . having a driver's license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
 

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