Secrets to a Successful Life (and other wisdom) (1 Viewer)

[gray]

Maybe this doesn't deserve its own thread, but I thought it was funny. It's an oldie, but a goodie



THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a driver's license.

At age 20 success is . . . having a girlfriend that thinks you are really good looking

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 60 success is . . . having a girlfriend that thinks you are really good looking

At age 70 success is . . . having a driver's license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

 

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[Majed]

side note: Of course it doesn't deserve its own thread!
DO YOUR JOB MAN!!

 

[Henry]

:LOL: at the second one! and good point majed Gray, you should be fired

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

good stuff

 

[Bjerknes]

Thats rather funny Gray :LOL:

 

[Elnur_E65]

Is there any way to stay at the age of 35 all the time?

 

[Dan]

Class:

 

[Asma]

drivers licence? lool...nah marrying jhonny depp is the right thing

 

[Erkka]

this is old joke...