Osvaldo- "Oh Shit. I farted. Hope that no one notices"
Peluso- "The Fuck? Did somebody fart? *sniff sniff* Not bad. Not as good as mine, but not bad"
Caceres- "Wait. What happened to my other two fingers? They're gone!"
Padion- " 1,2,1,2,1.........uhhhhh...........crap, 1,2,1,2"
Isla- "I'm going to Real Madrid. Yes I am. Cuz I said so. It's my dream. They're going to call me any day now. Yep. Any day now. Herpedy Derp"
Giovinco- Even with this fucking thing on my head, I'm still not tall enough to go on the adult rides. Jesus."