Erli Cupi: I Suck
Goal.com
23/6/2008
Young Albanian starlet Erli Cupi has proclaimed that he is a terrible football player and certainly not the next Messi, according to reports. Many football clubs have been interested in the young player, including Milan, Juventus and Deportivo La Coruna, but they probably were not expecting this.
"I suck," proclaimed young Cupi amidst tears. "Why do people like me? I am not good player, I am terrible player, I will not do anything but be a boy my life. I wanna be a boy forever. Stop calling my mommy."
However, Cupi's agent, Scout Milanista, has rubbished reports that his player made direct quotes to journalists. "My player no made comments to papers." Scout Milanista stated. "God Alen made these stories up like the bad god he is, real bad god, he told me he would do it, and he is the real Scout Milanista. He is bad man I tell you."
While there is no report on whether clubs are still interested in the little loser, what is for certain at this point is Scout Milanista is indeed Scout Milanista and this guy needs to be inserted into either a foster home or mental institution.
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