Sami Khedira (48 Viewers)

[Cerval]

Something's very wrong

 

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[DAiDEViL]

No way. So he agrees with all the other coaches Sami has had before Sarri?

 

[X Æ A-12]

No way. So he agrees with all the other coaches Sami has had before Sarri?

could it be? just maybe? is it possible that Tuz doesn't actually know much at all about football at the top level?

 

[.zero]

Tuz may be dumb but not that dumb

 

[Cerval]

He's intelligent no doubt, but is he really reliable except at stat padding. Physically he's done

 

[Fab Fragment]

Why don’t we sack Sarri and hire Sami as coach
Doubt that we’ll play any worse

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Isn’t Sami an MBA?
Well, for that matter, Sarri is an ex-banker.

 

[.zero]

Why don’t we sack Sarri and hire Sami as coach
Doubt that we’ll play any worse

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Isn’t Sami an MBA?
Well, for that matter, Sarri is an ex-banker.

ex-banker = ex bank teller

 

[X Æ A-12]

Tuz may be dumb but not that dumb

Maybe Sami is a good professional role model and helps train other players?

 

[Bianconero81]

No one is doubting hiss professionalism or that he is an incredibly cerebral player. However, I will always be disappointed because of who he came in to replace. Sami never was and never will be a Vidal. It's ok. That's not his fault. It's also management's fault for allowing our midfield to disintegrate, resulting in what we see today.

We had Vidal, the Lambo Aventador of midfielders playing for us. Then, we brought in a Toyota Crown, Khedira. Reliable, dependable, and elegant. It's a great car, but it's different.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

In the last 5 years hes missed 78 matches, so basically hes missed 2 and a half seasons earning 5 mill a year! Daylight robbery

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No one is doubting hiss professionalism or that he is an incredibly cerebral player. However, I will always be disappointed because of who he came in to replace. Sami never was and never will be a Vidal. It's ok. That's not his fault. It's also management's fault for allowing our midfield to disintegrate, resulting in what we see today.

We had Vidal, the Lambo Aventador of midfielders playing for us. Then, we brought in a Toyota Crown, Khedira. Reliable, dependable, and elegant. It's a great car, but it's different.

I dont think Toyota crowns have reliability issues like khedira though. At least the car will start when you want it to, not picking it up from your local mechanic every other day trying to fix problems. I'd say hes more a lancia

 

[Bianconero81]

Both cheap as fuck, never complained and reliable when called upon.

I never claimed otherwise. I understand we need Jabronis in the squad - it's inevitable, due to the financials and logistics involved.

 

[.zero]

Looks like Tici overdid it and now our entire midfield is comprised of so-called “jabroni’s”

 

[sgjuveboy]

Seems like our mouldy Turkish ‘Carlos Kaiser’ is going to start today. Season is over.

 

[Arcticdaly]

He returns to he's home the injury table.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Fucking injured in training again

 

[LiquidPLP]

6m net a year for this dud. Thanks Beppe and Tici

 

[Badass J Elkann]

6m net a year for this dud. Thanks Beppe and Tici

But sarri rates him for his intelligence

 

[Cerval]

Rest in pieces.

I'm joking! Get well soon Sami, probably a better option than Pjanic currently.

 

[Arcticdaly]

But sarri rates him for his intelligence

Some would say its very intelligent to earn that much money for little to no work.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Some would say its very intelligent to earn that much money for little to no work.

quite literally can't see what the fuck else it can be, because he does absolutely fuck all on the pitch