Rules to Live By (3 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think everyone has a rule to live by, so just post it up.

Mine is:

Never let your ejaculation to shower ratio exceed 3:1

(Ratio is nullified if in shower when ejaculations occur.)

 

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[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I think everyone has a rule to live by, so just post it up.

Mine is:

Never let your ejaculation to shower ratio exceed 3:1

(Ratio is nullified if in shower when ejaculations occur.)

Well done. I have a corollary for your rule:

"Except when in prison."

 

[Desmond]

Greg, that is some avatar.

 

[swag]

Thanks, Des. I found it while looking for hot chicks in crazy places for Burke:

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12480&postid=877819#post877819

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I agree Gregger.

 

[Enron]

Never walk alone?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Queer!

 

[Enron]

wank

 

[Chxta]

Rule to live by: obu n'oso ofu mkpulu miri nno, oso ofu ewu ga la, ewu ozo ge che

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Chxta ] ++
Rule to live by: obu n'oso ofu mkpulu miri nno, oso ofu ewu ga la, ewu ozo ge che

lovely ideal old pal, now just what does that all mean?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don't sleep with two men at the same time.

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Don't sleep with two men at the same time.

wicked.

I dont recommend paying for the same woman twice.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

pay or play???

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
pay or play???

pay, for me its like an arcade game, as long as i dont die i should be able to keep playing.

 

[Enron]

oh man i dont know where i was going with that

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++


lovely ideal old pal, now just what does that all mean?

If there's a pail of water and two he-goats want to drink, one has to step aside for the other...

Mostly used when 2 guys are going for the same... :cheesy:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word up, Eazy and Chx, you are both de crazy!

 

[Enron]

thats how we roll

 

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++ [ originally posted by Chxta ] ++




If there's a pail of water and two he-goats want to drink, one has to step aside for the other...

Mostly used when 2 guys are going for the same... :cheesy:

he-goats?

Couldn't you have just said male goats?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++


he-goats?

Couldn't you have just said male goats?

Well, he-goats and she-goats are actually what they are called.

But I guess technicaly you could say male goats.