Romelu Lukaku - Forward- Manchester United (4 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

what are the odds this guy is actually dope and straight kills it for us in big CL nights playing sarriball with the pure power of a zulu warrior kang?

 

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[j0ker]

Since it looks inevitable, all I can do is hope he finds his Everton form.

And in his defense, there is a not a single UTD player that exceled there for the past two or three years.

 

[Kopanja]

Yep, he was a decent player after all. He needs to drop some weight, shave his ugly beard and get the fuck out of Juventus.

 

[Inglip]

Since it looks inevitable, all I can do is hope he finds his Everton form.

And in his defense, there is a not a single UTD player that exceled there for the past two or three years.

Either he finds the Everton form, or this club finds the Everton form.

 

[Xperd]

what are the odds this guy is actually dope and straight kills it for us in big CL nights playing sarriball with the pure power of a zulu warrior kang?

 

[Juve92]

Stay away from Juve, fucking donkey

 

[Clamarc]

This guy will be key player for Sarri

 

[kao_ray]

Watching him play for United is how I imagine Shaquille O'neal as a football player. He needs to lose at least 15 kg.

 

[sina_hosseinian]

Since it looks inevitable, all I can do is hope he finds his Everton form.

And in his defense, there is a not a single UTD player that exceled there for the past two or three years.

The ironic thing is he wasn't THAT good in Everton either. if we exclude 2016-2017 season, he has always been a mediocre player

 

[Xperd]

This signing will destroy Juventus in the long term.


We will have a striker who will smash goals against minnows, cementing his place for the foreseeable future regardless of how bad his first touch is going to be but he will flop when it counts as usual. We won't be able to even move him on since he'll probably score a lot of goals but just not when it matters.

You can also say goodbye to Pep if we're planning on making a Lukaku our long term CF. On to the next Italian yes man once Sarri leaves or gets sacked.

 

[Ronn]

This signing will destroy Juventus in the long term.


We will have a striker who will smash goals against minnows, cementing his place for the foreseeable future regardless of how bad his first touch is going to be but he will flop when it counts as usual. We won't be able to even move him on since he'll probably score a lot of goals but just not when it matters.

You can also say goodbye to Pep if we're planning on making a Lukaku our long term CF. On to the next Italian yes man once Sarri leaves or gets sacked.

I'm not a Lukaku fan, but what kind of logic is that? If he bangs goals he'll have enough suitors to be able to transfer. Also, Higuain scored plenty of goals and still is being pushed out.

 

[JCK]

what are the odds this guy is actually dope and straight kills it for us in big CL nights playing sarriball with the pure power of a zulu warrior kang?

That's not the reason we are getting him for anyway.

 

[s4tch]

I'm not a Lukaku fan, but what kind of logic is that? If he bangs goals he'll have enough suitors to be able to transfer. Also, Higuain scored plenty of goals and still is being pushed out.

that's a false logic indeed, but lukaku will be very hard to get rid of anyway. he's expensive, with a very high salary, wouldn't fit any team, and those rare teams can't really afford him. when he inevitably fails, inda would be our only hope i guess.

 

[kao_ray]

that's a false logic indeed, but lukaku will be very hard to get rid of anyway. he's expensive, with a very high salary, wouldn't fit any team, and those rare teams can't really afford him. when he inevitably fails, inda would be our only hope i guess.

Yep, I sense a huge blunder for our team. He looks finished as a player. Just like Sanchez.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I have more faith in higuain doing a better job for us than lukaku

 

[Juve_newbie]

No, if he fails at us, we can still find a EPL club for him

 

[Hawaii Juve Fan]

So if his first touch is as bad as it appears to be then we'd need to add another guy in midfield to help create some offense for Lukaku to cash in around the goal I would think? Nothing wrong with a guy that is limited skill wise as long as he scores a lot, but you can't expect him to create his own offense or offense for others or you will surely end up disappointed.

 

[Ronn]

that's a false logic indeed, but lukaku will be very hard to get rid of anyway. he's expensive, with a very high salary, wouldn't fit any team, and those rare teams can't really afford him. when he inevitably fails, inda would be our only hope i guess.

Wasn't he pursued by Inter all summer? I don't think the guy fits Sarri system but he his physique only makes him suitable for teams slightly lower than that.

 

[Luftwaffles]

No, if he fails at us, we can still find a EPL club for him

Yeah..... like Norwich City.

 

[Mr Chocolate]

if Higuain stays im pretty sure he benches him if it was up to Sarri
also i dont understand this "sacrificing himself for Ronaldo" wtf that even mean,