Jack, I was swollowed by a Great Slor from the eastern plains of the Gobi Desert, I then fought my way out of the beast's stomach using a toothpick and a bottle of 10-year-old Scotch.
I ran away from a hungry pack of medieval velociraptors and appeared in the great temple of SHANG TSUNG, so I fought Goro and Jax, and I am back from the second dimention of Middle Earth. Those Orks can really party.