Why would I be offended?

I've been a fan since 99-00 when I was about 5
Nah, I haven't heard that one. Sounds good though.
I haven't got any RHCP on vinyl unfortunately, and I really want Californication and probably BSSM because of the way Rick Rubin mixes the albums. So many of the albums are so badly compressed and loud on the CD (for loudness wars on radio). But on vinyl the maximum volume is halved (I think) from a CD so the vinyl mixes are a lot more dynamic.