DON'T BOTHER ENTERING AMPLAND
- IF You are under the legal age (18 or 21)
- IF You don't want to see tons of free porn (movies and pictures)
- IF You are easily offended by strong sexual content
- IF You would be breaking your local, state, or federal laws.
- IF You eat BOOGERS
- IF You think the Spice Girls are talented
- IF you think O.J. is innocent
- IF you think Michael Jackson is NOT a pedophile
- IF you think cornhole has something to do with agriculture
- IF you think Hanson are brothers and NOT sisters