R.I.P. Todd and Timmy (5 Viewers)
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That Lil' Wayne . . . I mean, really . . . a Squigi falling for hours? I consulted with Seven, who confirmed that a Squigi will fall at a rate of 12 ft. per second, just like a human head. So, factoring in the height of the towers, wind speed velocity, and force of the exploding infidel transporter, the squigis would have touched down in less than 38 seconds.
Sometimes I think "what if it hadn't been Todd and Timmy washing the windows that day? What if, instead, it was Andy and Fabiana? Would the heads have flown in the same direction? Would Fabiana's head, though severed, still be bitching at Andy's severed head in mid-flight, telling him how much she hated them when they were still alive?"
The Verrazano actually connects Brooklyn to Staten Island. Therefore, if the heads truly reached New Jersey then there had to have been a third airplane. I have submitted my findings to the Rehnquist Commission and feel that I was about to get a favorable response to this "Third Plane" theory when the Chief Justice mysteriously passed away the day before going public.
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