R.I.P. Todd and Timmy (12 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did you see the Steelers picked up Leftwich?

I don't care about that overpaid (in college) piece of Marshall trashcan eater.

Indeed. The steel of the plane went through Timmy's left side of the neck.

That's what propelled his head so far.

A+ for keeping thread on topic.

 

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[Bjerknes]

That's what propelled his head so far.

A firefighter reported that his head actually hit one of the steel supports of the tower.

That's why it was hard to recognize his head, because his eyes were blasted out of his skull.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, you don't think I know this?

I am the one that had to identify the two of them.

 

[Bjerknes]

That's right.

Did you have to identify his severed butt hole, too?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ummmm, the bodies were incinerated...

 

[Bjerknes]

So how did their penises end up in Jersey?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Everything but limbs and dicks.

Arms were in the Crown of the Statue of Liberty.

 

[The Pado]

Is that true?

 

[Bjerknes]

Those must have been some pretty awesome penis dicks.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, I shouldn't say "arms" it was Todd's left wrist, hand and forearm, and Timmy's right shoulder, the socket, not the ball (including the rotator cuff, collar bone, and scapula)....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm lucky their shoes didn't end up on the USS Enterprise in San Diego bay.

 

[Bjerknes]

Was it really true the NYPD put the severed penis of Todd in the mouth of a cardboard cut out of Osama Bin Laden at Ground Zero for commemoration?

Forza NYPD those guys are fucking awesome.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, you read that story, right?

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah I did. Didn't believe it at first, but now I do. Although rumor has it somebody stole the penis out of Osama's mouth.

And the person who was running away with it, in his mouth, was Donald Trump.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I heard it was really Tiki Barber disguised as Donald Trump.

 

[Bjerknes]

Fackers.

Forza Todd's timmy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

YES! DO THAT!

 

[The Pado]

I heard that Rasputin, the mad monk, had a 13-inch penis with a mole on the end. In addition to controlling the royal family with his 13-incher, I understand he could bale hay.

 

[Bjerknes]

"I don't rap for dead window washers. I'd rather see window washers dead, it hasn't been said, but I bombed Timmy."

- Jay-Z

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

FUCKIN' JAY-Z