R.I.P. Todd and Timmy (3 Viewers)

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Todd and Timmy? Their heads flew two miles? And people are either taking this seriously or thinking it could be real? :howler:
It is quite possible. Don't forget that they were 106 floors above the city at impact, so those heads might have traveled even farther but for hitting the high suspension cable tower over the bridge.

John Bobbit's severed penis flew 34 feet when Lorena tossed it out the window of her moving vehicle, near a busy Virginia intersection. As I was driving in the opposite direction and the severed penis hit my windshield, my wife said, "did you see that bug?" To which I responded, "No, I was too busy looking at it's cock."
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,342
It is quite possible. Don't forget that they were 106 floors above the city at impact, so those heads might have traveled even farther but for hitting the high suspension cable tower over the bridge.

John Bobbit's severed penis flew 34 feet when Lorena tossed it out the window of her moving vehicle, near a busy Virginia intersection. As I was driving in the opposite direction and the severed penis hit my windshield, my wife said, "did you see that bug?" To which I responded, "No, I was too busy looking at it's cock."
And did you then decide to stop your vehicle, pick up the penis and put it on a pike on Ground Zero?
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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And did you then decide to stop your vehicle, pick up the penis and put it on a pike on Ground Zero?
No, I was assaulted with Bobbit's severed penis a good 9 years prior to the World Trade Center being reduced to ground zero. I simply gave it to a guy who then sold it on ebay.
 

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