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Na. I stopped pulling girls recently, I'm focusing full attention on her
Na. I stopped pulling girls recently, I'm focusing full attention on her
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Psychoanalyze Yourself (relational psychology test) (10 Viewers)
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Who is 'her'? Anyone on here?
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1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Balky the Albanian pickpocketer who 'operates' in my neighborhood in Rome.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
The biggest, ugliest MOFO Gorilla in the world....x 20.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
WE kick the shit out of eachother in the baddest street fight you have ever seen: think Kill Bill Volume II and the ass whippin between Uma and Daryl Hannah...x 20.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and
before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
So small that fleas would be claustrophobic.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Surrounded by a metal fence with barbed wire...electric shocks...guard dogs....snipers on watch towers and the bad ass ugly Gorilla.
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
The Gorilla SHAT all over the table.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Shaving cream.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Do like the Gorilla and shit on it.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN...x 20.
10. How will you cross the water?
Swim like a "sperm" whale.
Balky the Albanian pickpocketer who 'operates' in my neighborhood in Rome.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
The biggest, ugliest MOFO Gorilla in the world....x 20.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
WE kick the shit out of eachother in the baddest street fight you have ever seen: think Kill Bill Volume II and the ass whippin between Uma and Daryl Hannah...x 20.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and
before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
So small that fleas would be claustrophobic.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Surrounded by a metal fence with barbed wire...electric shocks...guard dogs....snipers on watch towers and the bad ass ugly Gorilla.
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
The Gorilla SHAT all over the table.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Shaving cream.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Do like the Gorilla and shit on it.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN...x 20.
10. How will you cross the water?
Swim like a "sperm" whale.