Basically, I have just had my best ever match on PES, online mode, ever.
I created a game and waited for someone to come join. I naturally picked Juventus, and he picked Real Madrid. I picked striped kits and he picked white kits, colour clash

I started with this formation:
Buffon
Sali-Andrade-Boum-Chiellini
Camo-Almiron-Tiago-Nedved
Del Piero
Iaquinta
With my two wingers attacking minded.
I kicked off, got a few passes in and went into a passing game to get to their goal. He went in fast and ready. Boumsong got the ball, he went to kick it, scuffed it, it hit Saviola in the head, Robinho took the ball and outpaced Boum, cut it back for Van Horseyface, who shot, great save Buffon, Boum got it on the 6 yard box, turned, got tackled by Robinho, who shot, Buffon got in the way, it rebounds off Gigi into Ruuds chest and goes in. 1-0 them. Half time.
Second half, I make no changes. I attack and attack. Cassilas makes at least 3 great saves before we reach the hour. On 70 mins, there is a corner, Pavel special, goes to Boumsong

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who puts it at least 6 feet wide of the right post from a header. I keep attacking. He is also attacking and could have doubled his lead without superman there. On 80 mins a cross comes in, Iaquinta is the only one in the box and it goes straight to him. He misses it with a volley. It isn't my day. On 85 mins Del Piero shoots from distance, low and hard. It goes past the post. On 87 mins Chiellini takes a shot from 35 yards, it hits the crossbar, goalie beaten. Goal kick taken short, I push the magical square button to call Iaquinta chasing the ball. He gets it, passes to Tiago, triangle and Chiellini is off. Circle! It goes to the penalty area, Square! Iaquinta doesn't win the header, it goes out to Nedved, SQUARE! SHOOT!, it hits Pepe who fouls Iaquinta, gets sent off. Del Piero freekick. 20 yards. Him vs goalie. NO! Parried. It is cleared, 90 mins and 1 min of stoppage time. SQUARE! Camo shoots, it goes past the mass of people in the penalty area, it curls past the goalie! Fuck yeah!
Extra time, they are a man down. He attacks like a rash, Superman matching all of Ruuds and Saviolas shots. Half time in extra time. I make 2 changes. Since I attack from the wings, I want to add fresh legs there. I put Camo in the centre of the midfield, and I sub Tiago off for Marchionni. Chiellini is tired, I sub him off for Zebina. Throw in. Zebina takes it to Boum, who passes it back to Zebina. R1! NO! FOUL! Cut scene shows Zebina pushing Robinho, with the ref trying to break it up! Free kick Juventus. In these 15 mins I want to score. I attack, shoot left and right. He gets at least one attack. Iaquinta misses another sitter of a chance. Del Piero is being outpaced easily on his tired legs, but I need him for the pk shoot out. 5 mins remaining. Camo picks the ball up in the middle of the park, the Real Madrid back line are sitting back. Nedved makes a run, TRIANGLE + L1! Perfect ball! Pavel takes a touch and cheekily taps it past Cassilas. 2-1! Fucking hell! Get in! Orgasms feel great!
FT Juventus 2 - 1 Real Madrid
Match stats: Juve - Real Madrid
Shots: 25 - 18
On target: 13 - 12
Fouls: 11 - 14
Yellow cards: 1 - 1
Red cards: 0 - 1
Possession: 52 - 48
The great thing is that as soon as Nedved scored, I got the camcorder out and recorded it. Ill upload it tomorrow, but it was lovely.
Forza Juve! :scudetto: