post your all time dream team squad! (8 Viewers)

ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
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Marilyn Monroe's hotness wasn't entirely physical, you know. Even so, you cannot even begin to compare her hotness with whatever sick autoerotic cannibalism fetish you have with that Preying Mantis. :yuck:
Yeah I know, though I haven't seen much of her besides pictures and going by looks alone pretty meh to me.

Are you kidding? Anybody can be a Victoria's Secret model :rolleyes:
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I'd put a bag over her head because the rest is fine, but I'd be afraid she'd easily eat through en route to devouring my head.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
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------------------------ Jenny McCarthy ---------------------
Raquel Welch --- Marilyn Monroe --- Monica Bellucci --- Brigitte Bardot
Jenna Jameson --- Beyonce --- Salma Hayek --- Shakira
--------- Sophia Loren --- Grace Kelly ------------
The Davalos twins should be spearheading the attack.
 

Emmet

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Apr 5, 2006
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------------------------ Jenny McCarthy ---------------------
Raquel Welch --- Marilyn Monroe --- Monica Bellucci --- Brigitte Bardot
Jenna Jameson --- Beyonce --- Salma Hayek --- Shakira
--------- Sophia Loren --- Grace Kelly ------------
I reckon that line up would beat Milan's current team.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
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Pretty meh imo.

Amber Heard :klin:
Amber Heard is the girl I would do more than sex with. I would cut off pieces of her hair and save her bloody tampons/skin cells so one day I would be able to clone her while making a youth potion I would drink. I would then have a limitless supply of Amber Heards while being forever young and powered by the libido of youth.
 

ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
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Amber Heard is the girl I would do more than sex with. I would cut off pieces of her hair and save her bloody tampons/skin cells so one day I would be able to clone her while making a youth potion I would drink. I would then have a limitless supply of Amber Heards while being forever young and powered by the libido of youth.
I think you went a bit far there.
 

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