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[High Gravity]

++ [ originally posted by Frank ] ++


funniest thing is to set bomb in corner of room then arm it and when the hostage runs away from it, pick up the bomb, then run after them and tackle them

or......

put grenade in their pants before they wake up

or make hostage dress up like terrorist, saying they will be safe this way by yelling umsecta-bila-raheena, and take them out in middle of battle and let good guys shoot them. good guys kill their own hostages, haha

 

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[Frank]

or or or.........
break into house of person, then wait until they come in and toss a grenade at them and yell, "bollykoshkoshwahhhhahahhhapahhtyriserborneomexicanism"

 

[Frank]

dress up in clown suit, then raid bunker saying happy birthday, then drop anthrax out of your anus

 

[High Gravity]

or take hostage to mall, dress them up in biohazard suit, and make them run threw mall with powder flying everywhere. this way they think they are safe. then once they get caught tell him you put anthrax in the suit.

 

[Geof]

++ [ originally posted by Moggi D'Messiah ] ++
Erik, sorry for being bit of an ass earlier.

In French we say "faute avouée, à moitié pardonnée".

That means: Acknowledged wrong, half forgiven...

 

[Frank]

lol

da da, what if you take hostage and shoot them in legs and tell them if they walk away, they live

 

[inferis]

++ [ originally posted by Moggi D'Messiah ] ++


Thats ok Inferis. Im like Marmite, You either love me or hate me. either way I really do not give a toss!

i took it back. you really suck. go home to your mother.

++ [ originally posted by Moggi D'Messiah ] ++

Thats the way its gonna be, my poppa knew exactly what he was doing when he made me!

this is a suicidal sentence, man. avoid using this. and dont ask why.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Moggi D'Messiah ] ++
Erik, sorry for being bit of an ass earlier.

Aye don't worry about it mate; even if I hadn't forgotten the smilies in my initial comment - it would still have been a pretty sucky thing to say. You weren't half wrong.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Espectro ] ++
Well, In my case, it helps me relax, and Im not very good at it either

I don't believe that

Yeah well it's just not my talent I'm afraid...

 

[Gep]

I miss Fabi!! :down:

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

here

 

[3pac]

i had another snapple today. apparently "smelling bananas and apples can help you lose weight"

 

[JCK]

I farted.

 

[JCK]

She's in Thailand on vacation.

 

[Gep]

++ [ originally posted by Sir Sebastian ] ++
i had another snapple today. apparently "smelling bananas and apples can help you lose weight"

Get in a sleeping bag and jump in a sauna after a few sleeping tablets then tell me if ya lost weight!?!?

 

[Gep]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
She's in Thailand on vacation.

Oh yeah! dammit, we had this conversation last week. She's gonna love it there.

Cheers Jeeks! I'll be able to sleep now.

 

[3pac]

++ [ originally posted by Moggi D'Messiah ] ++


Get in a sleeping bag and jump in a sauna after a few sleeping tablets then tell me if ya lost weight!?!?

or just dont eat for 2 weeks

 

[Gep]

++ [ originally posted by Sir Sebastian ] ++


or just dont eat for 2 weeks

That theoretically doesnt work! Sweating the shit out is the way forward. You starve yourself doesnt lose weight just shrinks it til you eat again then it comes out of hibernation, then your FUCT again! HA HAAAA FATTY!!

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Moggi D'Messiah ] ++


That theoretically doesnt work! Sweating the shit out is the way forward. You starve yourself doesnt lose weight just shrinks it til you eat again then it comes out of hibernation, then your FUCT again! HA HAAAA FATTY!!

The aardvark is neither an aard nor a vark.

 

[3pac]

++ [ originally posted by Moggi D'Messiah ] ++


That theoretically doesnt work! Sweating the shit out is the way forward. You starve yourself doesnt lose weight just shrinks it til you eat again then it comes out of hibernation, then your FUCT again! HA HAAAA FATTY!!

so find a sharp knife and just slice off the pounds