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[Delle Alpi]

Post any idiotic post or statement you read/listen over here, whether it's from juventuz forum or any other place​

I'll start first

1) Torrin Polk (on his coach, John Jenkins) American football
-He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

2) RB George Rogers (about the upcoming season) American football
-I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

3)Thierry Henry
-Sometimes in football you have to score goals.

4) A liverpool fan @ RAWK on Kaka: he's not quick, just a brilliant dribbler at pace, it's more difficult to defend against then a Cisse for example, that's why Kaka is so effective, it's similar to what Benayoun does.

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[IrishZebra]

GianniAgnelli about why people dislike jews-
oh shit how many posts here.. I understand arabs who dislike jews, but non-arabs.. How in the 21th century envy can play such a big role in human's psychology??..

Me- O'shea > Chiellini

 

[Delle Alpi]

Ok

 

[Delle Alpi]

George Bush
-I have opinions of my own... strong opinions... but I don't always agree with them.

 

[IrishZebra]

Ok

Dokey

"When talking to a woman always remember, you can't spell overreact without ovary"- Charles Buchowski

 

[Delle Alpi]

-We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.


-Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.”
Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music.


-“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


“Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

 

[Red]

“Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

That makes perfect sense.

He is merely commenting that the sport is 45% mental.

 

[IrishZebra]

That makes perfect sense.

He is merely commenting that the sport is 45% mental.

50% of the game is 90% mental

 

[JCK]

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