Police tragedy in Italy (26 Viewers)
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Police Festival Brings Fans To Life
Football Italia
May 3, 2008
Treviso supporters were given a spectacular treat during their side's match against Grosetto this afternoon. A policewoman, watching the match by the curva, reportedly shot herself in the head after screaming at the pitch.
"Fuck this game, fuck this life, I'm shooting myself in the head," the policewoman screamed according to reports. "This game makes my pussy dry."
Treviso Ultras saw the suicide attempt in clear view, drawing their attention away from the apparent boring match on the field of play. When the shot rang out, the Treviso supporters started to chant and were amused by the whole event.
"It was so amazing," noted one Treviso supporter. "Calcio is in such a dry spell right now, so we need to do anything to liven up the matches. We should have someone shoot themselves in the face in every match!" Another supporter stated the suicide attempt was "inspirational."
Instead of canceling the match after the attempt, FIGC officials ruled that the match should continue as both sets of fans were filled with ecstasy. One official noted that, after the shooting, the supporters could be heard several kilometers away chanting and making glorious music that everyone adored.
In related news, Christian Vieri has blamed his penalty miss last Thursday on a lack of a shooting in the stadium. "You know, I would have made that penalty if someone blew their head off that day right next to me," the striker commented.
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Football Italia
May 3, 2008
Treviso supporters were given a spectacular treat during their side's match against Grosetto this afternoon. A policewoman, watching the match by the curva, reportedly shot herself in the head after screaming at the pitch.
"Fuck this game, fuck this life, I'm shooting myself in the head," the policewoman screamed according to reports. "This game makes my pussy dry."
Treviso Ultras saw the suicide attempt in clear view, drawing their attention away from the apparent boring match on the field of play. When the shot rang out, the Treviso supporters started to chant and were amused by the whole event.
"It was so amazing," noted one Treviso supporter. "Calcio is in such a dry spell right now, so we need to do anything to liven up the matches. We should have someone shoot themselves in the face in every match!" Another supporter stated the suicide attempt was "inspirational."
Instead of canceling the match after the attempt, FIGC officials ruled that the match should continue as both sets of fans were filled with ecstasy. One official noted that, after the shooting, the supporters could be heard several kilometers away chanting and making glorious music that everyone adored.
In related news, Christian Vieri has blamed his penalty miss last Thursday on a lack of a shooting in the stadium. "You know, I would have made that penalty if someone blew their head off that day right next to me," the striker commented.
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I love your threads, Dusan. Keep em coming. Half the people on this forum are retarded anyway. 
Please don't tell me we should mourn this retard. The reason why I made my article was to see if I could get some people to argue that we should, in any way, respect the death of a person that tried to commit suicide at a calcio match. Seems like I was successful.
I don't have any respect or sympathy for anyone that commits suicide. My math teacher in high school shot and killed himself.
This guy was an amazing teacher; you'd never meet a better math teacher than him. In a 45 minute class he would take up 20 min max of actual teaching time and you'd know everything you needed to know. Other than being an awesome teacher he had a really good sense of humour.
All that aside, he took his own life and left a daughter behind him who was our own age. I can't even image how it was as is for her.
This guy was an amazing teacher; you'd never meet a better math teacher than him. In a 45 minute class he would take up 20 min max of actual teaching time and you'd know everything you needed to know. Other than being an awesome teacher he had a really good sense of humour.
All that aside, he took his own life and left a daughter behind him who was our own age. I can't even image how it was as is for her.
Exactly, Tahir.
Anybody who takes their own life is a moron. Unless you REALLY have nobody that wants you alive, you are a selfish person for ending your own life. Life isn't only about yourself.
This whole scenario is just too ridiculous. I mean, why did she go to a match to kill herself? It's even more retarded than getting run over by a bus during a hooligan scuffle. It just makes no sense.
Anybody who takes their own life is a moron. Unless you REALLY have nobody that wants you alive, you are a selfish person for ending your own life. Life isn't only about yourself.
This whole scenario is just too ridiculous. I mean, why did she go to a match to kill herself? It's even more retarded than getting run over by a bus during a hooligan scuffle. It just makes no sense.
