Please pass the mayo (1 Viewer)

[babamama]

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a ******. What is a ******, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise

 

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[Romano]

Bann this guy.

 

[nosubstitute959]

That's great

 

[Orgut]

++ [ originally posted by Romano ] ++
Bann this guy.

I agree it is obvious he is doing it on purpose

 

[gray]

babamama, please stop it with the redundant threads. Tom was uncharacteristically nice to you in your first thread, but it's become clear that you either don't get it or you're doing it on purpose.