Pigeons (5 Viewers)

[mikhail]

Normal newspaper article.
http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/mostpo...ksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php

Now, read the comments.

 

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[flieeeekke]

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i second fli's thoughts

 

[V]

Posted by Martin Wildoat on 10:56am Wed 29 Nov 06
I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done Kingston council keep up the good work.

 

[flieeeekke]

Posted by: Roger Boat on 1:10pm Mon 4 Dec 06

I find it preposerous that Tania suggests that we all catch 22 pigeons each. Why should I do the councils work ? I fear this proposal is dangerous, difficult and totally unworkable. She should have her post removed the silly nilly.

i almost wet my pants...

 

[Max]

Posted by: Gilgamesh on 12:42am Wed 6 Dec 06
I AM BARRISTER MOSES UKABANJO FROM LAGOS NIGERIA AND I NEED TO TRANSFER 35 MILLION PIGEONS OUT OF MY COUNTRY

Those comments are hilarious...the guy who says that he was saved by two pigeons who flew him away from an oncoming car lol.

 

[alex74]

are these people serious

 

[Old Lady]

We shouldn't laugh at these mentally ill people...

:rofl2:

 

[Hambon]

:rofl2:

 

[Seven]

Posted by: Mr Dallinger on 9:57pm Wed 29 Nov 06
I think the correct solution would be to hack the wings off as many pigeons as possible before joining them together to create one large wing. This could be wafted at the pigeons by any member of the townsfolk when numbers got too high. Children could also shelter under it at times of heavy rain or possibly loud thunder.

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[Seven]

Posted by: Mr Dallinger on 5:06pm Thu 30 Nov 06
My elder sister was held captive for nine days by a flock of rock pigeons on a small island near Malta in 1979 - it may have been Gozo but I'm not too sure. (Sorry about that.) As you might gather she suffers from nightmares and flashbacks but she has also developed a loathing of millet seeds for some strange reason. She is in full support of the cull and, in actual fact, she has already applied for the job and fully intends to carry out her duties as soon as possible - whether she gets the job or not. Be careful around town folks - she's not a good shot.

Dear god, these are wonderful.

 

[Old Lady]

These are really sad people

 

[Il Re]

lol i live about 20 minutes away from kingston

 

[Slagathor]

This is preposterous! Pigeons performed a vital role in assisting communications in both World Wars and should therefore be encouraged to breed in higher numbers in order to remind us that we must never forget.

lol never mind the holocaust