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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++


i got on the news for winning a race i wasnt in. i was warming up for the next race. and the winners were coming down the home stretch i took off and sprinted next to them. and beat them. my mom saw it on the six o clock news and called me to say she was proud. it was great the news people had to take it back and everything. it was so great cause i looked like it wasnt shit for me and they were falling over and stuff.

:LOL:

Classic.

 

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[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++




:LOL:

Classic.

it was fun. coach taped it and we all had a laugh the next day at practice. i think the principle even played it too.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What kind of race was it?

For a team or an event like cancer is bad?

 

[Enron]

it was the 2001 gazette relays in charleston

 

[Enron]

i was just warming up and the meet people got it right but the camera angle showed me doing what i did

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

:LOL:


That is brilliant.

 

[Enron]

thanks i didnt even realize what i was doing at the time. but it was pretty cool. i had basically forgotten about it til seb spoke about sneaking on the news.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I once took a wee wee in the girls poddy.

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I once took a wee wee in the girls poddy.

yeah i remembere those days. at the mall with mommy. i have to wee. mommy doesnt want me kidnapped. wee in the the ladies batchroom.

 

[Enron]

Speaking of shopping with mommy when i was little. i had to wear a hand leash. did anyone else have to do that?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++
Speaking of shopping with mommy when i was little. i had to wear a hand leash. did anyone else have to do that?

I just wore a plastic bag that said "AIDS" on it really big.

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


I just wore a plastic bag that said "AIDS" on it really big.

now thats good. or walk around with a t shirt labeled i have SARS or whatever it was that had people walking around with masks on a few years ago

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++


now thats good. or walk around with a t shirt labeled i have SARS or whatever it was that had people walking around with masks on a few years ago

Yea, but I was 17 when that was going on, I wasn't with my fooooookin' mother.

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Yea, but I was 17 when that was going on, I wasn't with my fooooookin' mother.

oh right. me too. lets find a little kid and write i have AIDS on his shirt and walk him about martinsburg mall.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It has to be a really long tee shirt that he walks on, kinda like in ET.

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
It has to be a really long tee shirt that he walks on, kinda like in ET.

agreed

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

And yea, put one of those dentist's masks on him too, that shit would be bangin'.

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
And yea, put one of those dentist's masks on him too, that shit would be bangin'.

and we could give him one of our brown paper bags from forty night and write donations on it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"Will work for sex."

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
"Will work for sex."

yes man! we could film it and sell it to mtv. if andy milanaukus gets a show they would love that shit.