Paulo Dybala (211 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Sexy face? Rihanna?

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The only difference is she has no penis.

what a let-down that would be.

 

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[IliveForJuve]

Ugly face IMO.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Nose job made it a little better.

 

[il brutto]

Just not my type.

It doesn't help that her music is dog shit.

I get that people have different types but what the fuck has ones music got to do with one being bangable? Do you ask all your possible bed buddies to sign before getting it on, that's just weird man. If I added musical talent to my list of requirements when looking to have sex with someone I'd probably still be wanking at my parents basement. Even if a girl had the most beautiful voice and made the best music ever I wouldn't want to listen her signing when fucking her.

 

[DAiDEViL]

That's why he did NOT say "i would fuck her, but her music is shite, so i won't."

He just said she isn't his type AND her being a shite musician doesn't help eather.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Was kinda irrelevant though

 

[duranfj]

That Logo come with a new PR approach....



But seriously, she looks more like a girl of a gangster like Benz and not like a girl for a philantropic person like our Joya

 

[IliveForJuve]

I get that people have different types but what the fuck has ones music got to do with one being bangable? Do you ask all your possible bed buddies to sign before getting it on, that's just weird man. If I added musical talent to my list of requirements when looking to have sex with someone I'd probably still be wanking at my parents basement. Even if a girl had the most beautiful voice and made the best music ever I wouldn't want to listen her signing when fucking her.

Well, a not so good looking girl might become a little more attractive in my eyes if she played music I enjoyed.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

@IliveForJuve this is you

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

@IliveForJuve this is you

[VID]https://youtu.be/XJwRuNtvDTk[/VID]

Edit: How do vid?

 

[Paid-off-Ref]

@ the losers here that pretend they would throw her out of bed.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

@ the losers here that pretend they would throw her out of bed.

 

[GiocataGrande]

you would all bang her. stop lying.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Yes, but that doesn't mean she is exceptionally beautiful

 

[Post Ironic]

Fuck that noise. Would only bang if she made me rich.

 

[Fr3sh]

Fuck that noise. Would only bang if she made me rich.

Wat lies.
Also going on a trip with you and Dai is like going to go see Zizinho's gypsy doctor to cure cancer

 

[DAiDEViL]

Wat lies.
Also going on a trip with you and Dai is like going to go see Zizinho's gypsy doctor to cure cancer

Is like hangover and all 3 of us are Zach Galifianakis. You black Zach Galifianakis.

It's gonna be awesome.

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[ALC]

The only difference is she has no penis.

I'd say that's a pretty substantial difference.

 

[Post Ironic]

Wat lies.
Also going on a trip with you and Dai is like going to go see Zizinho's gypsy doctor to cure cancer

So... what you are saying is that going on a trip with Dai and I would be the most magical experience of your life?