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Srecka

Srecka

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    ++ [ originally posted by Graham ] ++
    Arnold Schwarzenegger has a really long one
    Michael J. Fox has a really short one
    Madonna doesn't have one

    What am I talking about?
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    :confused:is it a riddle ?

    conundrums :

    #1.What is he difference between a presidential candidate and an overworked secretary ?

    #2.What is the cheapest way to see the world ?

    #3.What goes up and never goes down ?

    4#.Why should you never marry a tennis player ?
     
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    Srecka

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    #5.Why shouldn't you cry if a cow slips on the ice ?

    #6.What's a sculptor's motto ?

    #7.Why are Saturdays and Sundays are so strong?

    #8.Where do smart dogs refuse to shop?

    #9.Would you rather an elephant kill you , or a gorilla ?

    #10.When do elephants have sixteen feet ?

    #11.Which is faster, heat or cold?

    #12.What's every baby's motto ?

    over too,next i'll start "descriptive riddles" :)
     
    Lilianna

    Lilianna

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    Apr 3, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Srecka ] ++
    #5.Why shouldn't you cry if a cow slips on the ice ?

    #6.What's a sculptor's motto ?

    #7.Why are Saturdays and Sundays are so strong?

    #8.Where do smart dogs refuse to shop?

    #9.Would you rather an elephant kill you , or a gorilla ?

    #10.When do elephants have sixteen feet ?

    #11.Which is faster, heat or cold?

    #12.What's every baby's motto ?

    over too,next i'll start "descriptive riddles" :)
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    how should i anwer now??

    well....
    #5-no idea
    #6-no idea
    #7-talking from personale experiense...because idon't go to school those 2 days! :D
    #8-dogs in general don't go to shop...
    #9-ok,there is definitelly smg in here,but i can not anwer...
    #10-i guess when they are 4 together
    #11-none....
    #12-:confused:
     
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    Srecka

    Srecka

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    Jan 22, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++


    how should i anwer now??

    well....
    #5-no idea
    #6-no idea
    #7-talking from personale experiense...because idon't go to school those 2 days! :D
    #8-dogs in general don't go to shop...
    #9-ok,there is definitelly smg in here,but i can not anwer...
    #10-i guess when they are 4 together
    #11-none....
    #12-:confused:
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    10 is right...

    7.Coz the rest are weekdays.-->weak!

    8.At flea markets.

    9.I'd rather he kill the gorilla

    12.If at first you don't succeed , cry , cry again

    :D
     
    gray

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    Apr 22, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Dj Juve ] ++
    :D
    btw, Last names :yawn:
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    Well done. You were the last person i was expecting to hear a clean answer from :D

    It's much harder to get when u don't have it in writing
     
    Lilianna

    Lilianna

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    Apr 3, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Srecka ] ++


    10 is right...

    7.Coz the rest are weekdays.-->weak!

    8.At flea markets.

    9.I'd rather he kill the gorilla

    12.If at first you don't succeed , cry , cry again

    :D
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    :wallbang::wallbang:


    anything a little more clever...??
     
    gray

    gray

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    #33
    Apr 22, 2003
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    Why don't you name them for me? :D

    Actually deej already answered that ;)

    Okay here's another one:

    "What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, a wooden steering wheel and wooden brakes?
     
    KID

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    hello Srecka.*_*
    i can still remember you once said your english was not so good.?
    but now i feel yours great.!:>>>>>>
    ha:):(
     
    Lawnchair Bes

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    Jan 7, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by Graham ] ++
    Why don't you name them for me? :D

    Actually deej already answered that ;)

    Okay here's another one:

    "What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, a wooden steering wheel and wooden brakes?
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    gets burned
     
    Vicky

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    Jan 9, 2004
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    Graham i can't believe you're making me say this!
    last name
    or
    ***** ...... :mute:


    and i don't think a wooden car could even start if it has all wooden parts b/c where would the spark come from ?
     
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