Pablo Daniel Osvaldo - ST - Southampton (29 Viewers)
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Fuck Osvaldo! I'd rather cut my cock off, ferment it and then be a served a small slice of my cured ex-dick for lunch every day with a side of hot diarrhea sucked through a straw straight from a monkey's bleeding, creampied ass than sign that homoerotic cum guzzler. This smelling, rotting cuntbag needs to stay as far away from our club as inhumanely possible 
. It is preposterous to think that a storied club with such high ambitions and objectives such as Juventus could even consider signing an incompetent whinging fucktard like Osvaldo to complement our already extremely profligate and mediocre strikeforce. If we want to even contemplate winning the glorious CL, our one eyed master must actually spend more and buy such superstar champions like Suarez or Benzema that could lead us to CL glory. Mind you, they aren't on the same level like legends such as Zidane or Del Piero 
but they're good enough in today's football to win the CL. But if we sign a horse cock loving muppet like Osvaldo who I'd rather eat shit than sign, we can only hope to win the Serie A. And really, the CL is far more important than the Serie A. It gives us more money and more exposure internationally to make other superstar players want to join our club. I'd even trade 14 of our scudetti for 3 CLs.
Fuck! I'm still feeling queasy from the thought of signing that hairy cuntface Osvaldo. I mean really, I'd rather be raped daily by an AIDS infested zombie with a chainsaw dick than have that putrid diseased asswipe even put on a Juventus jersey.
Fuck Osvaldo! I'd rather cut my cock off, ferment it and then be a served a small slice of my cured ex-dick for lunch every day with a side of hot diarrhea sucked through a straw straight from a monkey's bleeding, creampied ass than sign that homoerotic cum guzzler. This smelling, rotting cuntbag needs to stay as far away from our club as inhumanely possible . It is preposterous to think that a storied club with such high ambitions and objectives such as Juventus could even consider signing an incompetent whinging fucktard like Osvaldo to complement our already extremely profligate and mediocre strikeforce. If we want to even contemplate winning the glorious CL, our one eyed master must actually spend more and buy such superstar champions like Suarez or Benzema that could lead us to CL glory. Mind you, they aren't on the same level like legends such as Zidane or Del Piero but they're good enough in today's football to win the CL. But if we sign a horse cock loving muppet like Osvaldo who I'd rather eat shit than sign, we can only hope to win the Serie A. And really, the CL is far more important than the Serie A. It gives us more money and more exposure internationally to make other superstar players want to join our club. I'd even trade 14 of our scudetti for 3 CLs.Fuck! I'm still feeling queasy from the thought of signing that hairy cuntface Osvaldo. I mean really, I'd rather be raped daily by an AIDS infested zombie with a chainsaw dick than have that putrid diseased asswipe even put on a Juventus jersey.
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