On a serious note, that's not a bad team at all. Birindelli, Tudor, Kovac, Pessotto and Chiellini are all capable defenders and the front line is as good as any in the league if you ignore Milan, Inter and Roma. Fiorentina come close with Bojinov and Toni but even so Zalayeta, Del Piero and Mutu are fine players. The midfield is a bit of a let down but Olivera, Blasi and Giannichedda are all good enough to play regularly for most of the teams in Serie A. With a bit of luck this team could finish in the top five. They'd definitely be in the top seven otherwise.