Osama Bin Laden's porn stash (2 Viewers)

Delle Alpi

Chemical Dean
May 26, 2009
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#23
Kind of ridiculous that the reputation of a man who is credited with thousands of innocent deaths is supposed to take a hit over porn and Marijuana.

As if fighting all over the place and taking the thousands of innocent lives has done enough damage yet. Media wants something to talk about and gossip, this whole porn or whatever is a good material to talk about. Keeps the greedy mofos busy until one member of the tea party get caught soliciting gay sex or whatever those tea party goers like to do
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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#28
I'm 100% sure he watched porn and smoked weed.
I'm 100% sure you're joking.
As if fighting all over the place and taking the thousands of innocent lives has done enough damage yet. Media wants something to talk about and gossip, this whole porn or whatever is a good material to talk about. Keeps the greedy mofos busy until one member of the tea party get caught soliciting gay sex or whatever those tea party goers like to do
They don't need to make up something like this. OBL is such a big story already all they have to do is report what info they get.
Do you judge priests that fuck?
When they fuck kids, yes.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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#29
So the real question: what kind of porn was bin Laden into?

The 73rd Virgin?
Three Imams, One Lamp?
Kaaba Key Party III?
Burqa Facials V?
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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#33
I'm 100% sure you're joking.



When they fuck kids, yes.
If you're supposed to be some pious dude and then people find out you've been masturbating all over the place it may cause your followers to question your teachings. I guess that's what the government was hoping.

But it wouldn't surprise me if Osama beat it and bonged. Dude had kidney failure, plus he's a charismatic leader of an "underground" movement (like Koresh or Mormons) and those guys love to fuck and smoke weed.
 
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    If you're supposed to be some pious dude and then people find out you've been masturbating all over the place it may cause your followers to question your teachings. I guess that's what the government was hoping.

    But it wouldn't surprise me if Osama beat it and bonged. Dude had kidney failure, plus he's a charismatic leader of an "underground" movement (like Koresh or Mormons) and those guys love to fuck and smoke weed.
    I like doing all those thiings as well
     

    X Æ A-12

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    If you're supposed to be some pious dude and then people find out you've been masturbating all over the place it may cause your followers to question your teachings. I guess that's what the government was hoping.

    But it wouldn't surprise me if Osama beat it and bonged. Dude had kidney failure, plus he's a charismatic leader of an "underground" movement (like Koresh or Mormons) and those guys love to fuck and smoke weed.
    I agree, it could be true or fake and I wouldn't be surprised either way.
     

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