OK, just as I promised Lily, 3 *new* pics of me (like anyone else cares) (17 Viewers)

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by GOAT ] ++
Bruce, Deuce, whatever, who cares

@Lily:

ok...now i feel better!!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by GOAT ] ++
Oh come on girls, you're taking this too far :embarass:

I'm sooo not model material

My gosh Zlatan, it sounds like you're starting to believe them :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++


My gosh Zlatan, it sounds like you're starting to believe them :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

i am ton lying sweetheart!

 

[Zlatan]

Learn how to spell ffs


And why shouldnt I believe them, you could only be in a ad for plastic surgery


[/insinuating you're butt ugly, why I, on the other hand, am a playa]

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by GOAT ] ++
Learn how to spell ffs


And why shouldnt I believe them, you could only be in a ad for plastic surgery


[/insinuating you're butt ugly, why I, on the other hand, am a playa]

if you dudje my spelling,i'll let you know it's 1 am and i am a dead person how drowsy and tired i am ........

+i don't really think gray is butt ugly....
i must say he is the best looking in the whole forum....! :flirt:

 

[Zlatan]

I was talking to gray all the way, about the spelling too


And by no means is he the best looking member of the forum :irritate:

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by GOAT ] ++
I was talking to gray all the way, about the spelling too


And by no means is he the best looking member of the forum :irritate:

i was saying what i think zlatan....
maybe noone else belives that....

but don'worrie....

you are not bad yourself!

 

[Zlatan]

I'm not jealous Lily, I just dont want him to get his head out of his arse

 

[Dragon]

woohoo!! zlatan the model!

 

[Anders]

++ [ originally posted by GOAT ] ++

What do you mean "Whats with the censorship"??? :undecide: The girls dont know that I'm posting their pics on the web and maybe they wouldnt like some wankers (yes gray, DJ and Anders, I am talking about you) looking at their pics. It's only fair I respect their privacy.

I can respect that. Hell... I wouldn't go posting pictures of my friends, but why was I included in that message???

Do you see me as some horny bugger who can't keep from spanking his monkey everytime I see a pic of some girl??? If so... I'm offended, cuz I'm not like that at all. I get mine, and I don't need some crappy pics of chicks to entertain myself.

You're were probably just joking, but I didn't like it very much.

 

[Hydde]

:LOL:

hey peace

 

[Zlatan]

@Kalima: Oh, come on Anders, no need to get all worked up, you know I ment nothing by it. In fact, I didnt see you "as some horny bugger who can't keep from spanking his monkey everytime I see a pic of some girl", I just named you because you're generally a wanker, even before the pics


No hard feelings mate, I was just joking

 

[Anders]

I know... I'm just pointing out that I'm no monkey spanker. Dunno why, but people seem to think I am.

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by Lilianna ] ++
+i don't really think gray is butt ugly....
i must say he is the best looking in the whole forum....! :flirt:

:flirt:

++ [ originally posted by GOAT ] ++
Learn how to spell ffs

Who?

And why shouldnt I believe them, you could only be in a ad for plastic surgery

Yeah, you'd be the 'Before' picture, I'd be 'After'

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by Kaliman ] ++


I can respect that. Hell... I wouldn't go posting pictures of my friends, but why was I included in that message???

Do you see me as some horny bugger who can't keep from spanking his monkey everytime I see a pic of some girl??? If so... I'm offended, cuz I'm not like that at all. I get mine, and I don't need some crappy pics of chicks to entertain myself.

You're were probably just joking, but I didn't like it very much.

And that's some new phrase for me

 

[Zlatan]

@gray: Ooooh, nice one, I have to admit, I did not see that one coming. I'll think of a reply, dont you worry

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by GOAT ] ++
@gray: Ooooh, nice one, I have to admit, I did not see that one coming. I'll think of a reply, dont you worry

at least u give credit where credit's due

++ [ originally posted by vitoria_Ally ] ++

And that's some new phrase for me

Oh come on vit, don't act all innocent. As if you haven't heard of Choking The Chicken, Polishing The Flag Pole, Wiping The Pipe, Dating My Right Hand, Petting the Porpoise, Tickling The Pickle, Crashing the Yoghurt Truck

 

[vitoria_Ally]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++

Oh come on vit, don't act all innocent. As if you haven't heard of Choking The Chicken, Polishing The Flag Pole, Wiping The Pipe, Dating My Right Hand, Petting the Porpoise, Tickling The Pickle, Crashing the Yoghurt Truck

OMG

It's not about innocence, I know many such phrases in Polish, but these above are all new and in English, I didnt know them at all.

gray - I can always count on you in explanation of... different phrases

 

[gray]

My pleasure (no pun intended )

 

[gray]

Surely you would've heard some funny ones in "There's Something About Mary" when his friend Woogie's telling him what he should do before a date :LOL: