Oh Snap! (3 Viewers)

[Hambon]

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"

 

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[Enron]

@ Hambone.

Yo secretary is like a fine restuarant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

 

[Hambon]

You know this man.....both doors...haha

back on the subject my friend..

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India

 

[Hambon]

This one is for you Swag.....Hardcoriuos....


Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...

 

[Enron]

Yo mama is like a stamp, you lick her, stick her and send her away.

 

[Hambon]

Cant forget Marty....


Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

 

[Hambon]

Enron Your Heads so damn big you gotta wash your hair at Niagra Falls...

 

[Enron]

Yo mamas so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.

 

[Hambon]

Ownage......


Yo Moma So Old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

 

[Enron]

Yo sista is soooo ugly, she reminds you of yo mama.

 

[flieeeekke]

yo mama is so ugly but fuck it, im really desperate

 

[Enron]

yo mama is so ugly but fuck it, im really desperate

Oh snap!

 

[Enron]

Yo mama is so fat, when you was born they had to send out a search party.

 

[flieeeekke]

Oh snap!

does this mean im cool?

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so ugly she went to a farm & scared the shit outta the scarecrows.

 

[Enron]

does this mean im cool?

Yes.

 

[Enron]

Yo mama smells so bad that the only dis Im gonna give her is disinfectant.

 

[flieeeekke]

Yes.

:eyebrows: int:

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.