Lol after a tryhard long post of self-elaborated sarcastic narrating, you say the typical excuse, you wouldnt say that if you were a G?

Thats bit lol convenient. Its exactly usually Gs who wanna post the sake for it, who spin elaborate BS to show activity, they cant act natural well, so they tend at times deflect it with being unserious/joking. And when questionned, say the exact line you did