Cecil Co. MD - (AP) Two government officials this week found a long lost ancestor to the human race tucked in a small town rural Maryland. The Neanderthal was working two jobs, one in a restaurant as a busboy and server, and the other a middle school "short-bus" driver. The Neanderthal, Nandy to his friends, was reported after three seniors from the St. Maria Goretti High School soccer team were having a post game meeting in the restaurant which Nandy worked.
Senior sweeper Andrew beck remembers, "He just looked weird, there was something about him, he kept trying to pick bugs out of my hair, and once even drooled on my Swedish meatballs." These were just some of the tradgedies met with these young men. Leading scorer for the team, Mike Burke, declined comment saying that he felt abused, both sexually and psycologically, and would need to see a lawyer. "I didn't care, I thought it was a joke." screamed Anthony Aziz, the Gaels holding midfielder, "I thought it was a gorilla suit or something, to tell the truth, I thought it was Harper." Harper of course being the teams trainer, a large black man with dreadlocks.
Some of the students which Nandy drove on the bus were also interviewed, they said things like, "Where is my mother," and "Do we eat dogs?" A member of the Gaels soccer team ironically also rode on the bus which Nandy drove, his name....Mitch Gilbert. Mitch keeps to himself, and hopes to play for Penn State University in his first year at college.
Professor Didier of the Cecil County Youth and Technical College said, "It is not only odd, but down-right not cool for there to be these things here." Going on to say, "Am I being Punk'd?"
In any case, Nandy has been arrested for several counts of indescent exposure, and also several cases of child pornography. he awaits arreignment in the Cecil County jail.
Senior sweeper Andrew beck remembers, "He just looked weird, there was something about him, he kept trying to pick bugs out of my hair, and once even drooled on my Swedish meatballs." These were just some of the tradgedies met with these young men. Leading scorer for the team, Mike Burke, declined comment saying that he felt abused, both sexually and psycologically, and would need to see a lawyer. "I didn't care, I thought it was a joke." screamed Anthony Aziz, the Gaels holding midfielder, "I thought it was a gorilla suit or something, to tell the truth, I thought it was Harper." Harper of course being the teams trainer, a large black man with dreadlocks.
Some of the students which Nandy drove on the bus were also interviewed, they said things like, "Where is my mother," and "Do we eat dogs?" A member of the Gaels soccer team ironically also rode on the bus which Nandy drove, his name....Mitch Gilbert. Mitch keeps to himself, and hopes to play for Penn State University in his first year at college.
Professor Didier of the Cecil County Youth and Technical College said, "It is not only odd, but down-right not cool for there to be these things here." Going on to say, "Am I being Punk'd?"
In any case, Nandy has been arrested for several counts of indescent exposure, and also several cases of child pornography. he awaits arreignment in the Cecil County jail.
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