Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread (15 Viewers)

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giovanotti

ONE MAN ARMY
Aug 13, 2004
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Seven said:
1) He was hailed by Capello as Del Piero's replacement. I could have lived with that had Zlatan been the better player. He however wasn't, yet still got to play in almost all important games. He was drop dead awful against Arsenal, Werder Bremen, AC Milan and Bayern München.

2) His attitude towards clubs. This guy has no class whatsoever. What on earth is wrong with him? He comes from one of the most poor seasons any football player anywhere has ever played, yet asks Inter 8 million for his services?

3) His attitude towards opponents. This one is even worse. Remember the old "I can do with an orange what you can do with a football"-incident? I know I do. Back then we all thought it was funny. Little did we know that Zlatan was like this all the time, both when necessary and when not. Not to mention the headbuts, the constant fighting on the pitch and the hurling of insults.

4) His attitude towards team mates. Rafael van der Vaart, Ljungberg, Zebina and Vieira all know what I'm talking about. Oh, it's them, right, my mistake :shifty:.

5) His arrogant style of football. Guess what, this guy isn't even close to being good. I see him doing fancy tricks, I see him failing at those fancy tricks. So what does he do to cover that up? He drags, kicks, spits and throws his opponent down. Since referees can only let things go that far, even if they are controlled by Juventus, Zlatan has been reprimanded a million times this season. Zlatan NEVER goes past people because of his excellent technique. He goes past them because his technique is slightly above average and he pulls them back.

6) His tactical stupidity. Really, where on earth does this guy run? One has to wonder whether this guy has a brain.

7) His selfsishness. Time upon time again I've seen Del Piero passing the ball to Zlatan, running towards an excellent position and not receiving the ball back again. And I might add Del Piero needs those goals a lot more than that Zlatan dude, who'll play regardless of how hard he fucks up.

8) The fact I put in a lot of effort to go and see Juventus in the Delle Alpi twice, having to witness 135 minutes of Zlatan screwing up and getting booed.
All 8 facts are totally true!:agree:
 

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sateeh

Day Walker
Jul 28, 2003
8,020
Seven said:
Okay, I'll admit it. This is indeed pure anger and hate.

Yes, you read that right, I hate Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Now there are several reasons on which I founded that hate.

1) He was hailed by Capello as Del Piero's replacement. I could have lived with that had Zlatan been the better player. He however wasn't, yet still got to play in almost all important games. He was drop dead awful against Arsenal, Werder Bremen, AC Milan and Bayern München.

2) His attitude towards clubs. This guy has no class whatsoever. What on earth is wrong with him? He comes from one of the most poor seasons any football player anywhere has ever played, yet asks Inter 8 million for his services?

3) His attitude towards opponents. This one is even worse. Remember the old "I can do with an orange what you can do with a football"-incident? I know I do. Back then we all thought it was funny. Little did we know that Zlatan was like this all the time, both when necessary and when not. Not to mention the headbuts, the constant fighting on the pitch and the hurling of insults.

4) His attitude towards team mates. Rafael van der Vaart, Ljungberg, Zebina and Vieira all know what I'm talking about. Oh, it's them, right, my mistake :shifty:.

5) His arrogant style of football. Guess what, this guy isn't even close to being good. I see him doing fancy tricks, I see him failing at those fancy tricks. So what does he do to cover that up? He drags, kicks, spits and throws his opponent down. Since referees can only let things go that far, even if they are controlled by Juventus, Zlatan has been reprimanded a million times this season. Zlatan NEVER goes past people because of his excellent technique. He goes past them because his technique is slightly above average and he pulls them back.

6) His tactical stupidity. Really, where on earth does this guy run? One has to wonder whether this guy has a brain.

7) His selfsishness. Time upon time again I've seen Del Piero passing the ball to Zlatan, running towards an excellent position and not receiving the ball back again. And I might add Del Piero needs those goals a lot more than that Zlatan dude, who'll play regardless of how hard he fucks up.

8) The fact I put in a lot of effort to go and see Juventus in the Delle Alpi twice, having to witness 135 minutes of Zlatan screwing up and getting booed.

No, I hate, I curse and I spit upon Zlatan. Get out.
spot on for the football stuff on this season, to be honest.
his attitude extends way before he came here though

yet he deserves another season imo. A different coach would straighten him up mybe.Mybe am wrong, but time would tell i guess.
 

Stickyicky

Junior Member
May 19, 2006
307
Nawaf said:
Thank you for that video.. Although I will not be watching it, I'm assuming it would contain Zlatan Ibrahimovic, a towel, a miniature ball, and a Ronaldinho action figure? :)
Yea i get it, he sucks haha, this is getting very old very fast. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
 

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Excellent
Mar 6, 2005
6,223
Stickyicky said:
Yea i get it, he sucks haha, this is getting very old very fast. Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
Well, other than watching football and doing homework, one of my hobbies is arguing with racist cunts.. so I guess not :toast:
 

Stickyicky

Junior Member
May 19, 2006
307
Nawaf said:
Well, other than watching football and doing homework, one of my hobbies is arguing with racist cunts.. so I guess not :toast:
Whoah, that's gotta be a warning right there.

1. I'm not racist.
2. I'm not a cunt.
and
3. Have you ever heard of the expression "telephone tough guy"?
 

peckface

approaching curve
Oct 3, 2004
2,357
Stephan said:
Are you encouraging people to call others racist cunts or are you just staying on the bandwagon? Perhaps you just think its funny when people are called racist cunts? Be free and ride something with enough room not to have your tongue up someones ass.
 

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Excellent
Mar 6, 2005
6,223
Stickyicky said:
Whoah, that's gotta be a warning right there.

1. I'm not racist.
2. I'm not a cunt.
and
3. Have you ever heard of the expression "telephone tough guy"?
Oooh, point form! Great, this makes this just a bit easier :toast::

1. Oh, right, my bad.. We Arabs aren't people after all.. :rolleyes:
2. Funny.. Then that was did seem like quite the pussy-like behavior..

...Or have we gotten our crude synonyms mixed up? ;)

3. Amazing.. You have bedazzled me with your wonderful idiom(s).. Want a cookie? ;)

While I like to think that I'm a nice guy, racism (to my own people, no less) I will NOT tolerate.. Capiche?
 

Stickyicky

Junior Member
May 19, 2006
307
Nawaf said:
Oooh, point form! Great, this makes this just a bit easier :toast::

1. Oh, right, my bad.. We Arabs aren't people after all.. :rolleyes:
2. Funny.. Then that was did seem like quite the pussy-like behavior..

...Or have we gotten our crude synonyms mixed up? ;)

3. Amazing.. You have bedazzled me with your wonderful idiom(s).. Want a cookie? ;)

While I like to think that I'm a nice guy, racism (to my own people, no less) I will NOT tolerate.. Capiche?
"Typical Arab":rofl2: That's what you're getting so upset about? You people are touchy these days aren't cha?

Let me guess, now you're gonna have a problem with "you people" too.

Guess what? I don't care.
I was talking about the guy's serious dresscode problem, I find it typical for Arabs.

Stop being such a little woman and chill out a little.:D :
 

Stephan

Senior Member
Nov 9, 2005
16,643
Katil said:
Are you encouraging people to call others racist cunts or are you just staying on the bandwagon? Perhaps you just think its funny when people are called racist cunts? Be free and ride something with enough room not to have your tongue up someones ass.
i am not encouraging anyone, why do you think if i laugh about something that i support it or something. it was a joke and thats it. peace
 

peckface

approaching curve
Oct 3, 2004
2,357
Having stereotypes doesn't make one a racist. You shouldn't express them though and I agree that it was stupid and disrespectful.

Oh and even if I would do the same thing, talking back that is, the insults will just blow out of propotion so its better to just report him and move on. To make one thing clear, my post wasn't meant to insult you. I'm just getting real tired of Stephen hunting for squares and copying others opinions.
 

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Excellent
Mar 6, 2005
6,223
Stickyicky said:
"Typical Arab":rofl2: That's what you're getting so upset about? You people are touchy these days aren't cha?

Let me guess, now you're gonna have a problem with "you people" too.

Guess what? I don't care.
I was talking about the guy's serious dresscode problem, I find it typical for Arabs.

You just don't get it do you?

Generalization + Race= Racism.. I don't care what the fuck you're talking about, when you make a generalization about any race, the end product is not a nice thing..
Stop being such a little woman and chill out a little.:D :
Ooh, I'm gonna leave you to Lilliana and Fabi and co. for that one :D
 
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