Jeeks said:
Zlatan's real form is starting to get more and more highlighted. I doubt any team would want to buy him, we'restuck with him 
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I'm starting to worry about the same thing.
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Nah, there are lots of idiots out there. Ship him to either Real Madrid or Inter, they'll still pay good money for his tricks. They can't possibily know they bought a circus monkey who has stunning skills with oranges instead of a football player.
Bye bye, Zlatan, you're the poorest player I've ever seen in a Juve shirt. Auguri.
Bye bye, Zlatan, you're the poorest player I've ever seen in a Juve shirt. Auguri.
Okay, I'll admit it. This is indeed pure anger and hate.
Yes, you read that right, I hate Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Now there are several reasons on which I founded that hate.
1) He was hailed by Capello as Del Piero's replacement. I could have lived with that had Zlatan been the better player. He however wasn't, yet still got to play in almost all important games. He was drop dead awful against Arsenal, Werder Bremen, AC Milan and Bayern München.
2) His attitude towards clubs. This guy has no class whatsoever. What on earth is wrong with him? He comes from one of the most poor seasons any football player anywhere has ever played, yet asks Inter 8 million for his services?
3) His attitude towards opponents. This one is even worse. Remember the old "I can do with an orange what you can do with a football"-incident? I know I do. Back then we all thought it was funny. Little did we know that Zlatan was like this all the time, both when necessary and when not. Not to mention the headbuts, the constant fighting on the pitch and the hurling of insults.
4) His attitude towards team mates. Rafael van der Vaart, Ljungberg, Zebina and Vieira all know what I'm talking about. Oh, it's them, right, my mistake
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5) His arrogant style of football. Guess what, this guy isn't even close to being good. I see him doing fancy tricks, I see him failing at those fancy tricks. So what does he do to cover that up? He drags, kicks, spits and throws his opponent down. Since referees can only let things go that far, even if they are controlled by Juventus, Zlatan has been reprimanded a million times this season. Zlatan NEVER goes past people because of his excellent technique. He goes past them because his technique is slightly above average and he pulls them back.
6) His tactical stupidity. Really, where on earth does this guy run? One has to wonder whether this guy has a brain.
7) His selfsishness. Time upon time again I've seen Del Piero passing the ball to Zlatan, running towards an excellent position and not receiving the ball back again. And I might add Del Piero needs those goals a lot more than that Zlatan dude, who'll play regardless of how hard he fucks up.
8) The fact I put in a lot of effort to go and see Juventus in the Delle Alpi twice, having to witness 135 minutes of Zlatan screwing up and getting booed.
No, I hate, I curse and I spit upon Zlatan. Get out.
Yes, you read that right, I hate Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Now there are several reasons on which I founded that hate.
1) He was hailed by Capello as Del Piero's replacement. I could have lived with that had Zlatan been the better player. He however wasn't, yet still got to play in almost all important games. He was drop dead awful against Arsenal, Werder Bremen, AC Milan and Bayern München.
2) His attitude towards clubs. This guy has no class whatsoever. What on earth is wrong with him? He comes from one of the most poor seasons any football player anywhere has ever played, yet asks Inter 8 million for his services?
3) His attitude towards opponents. This one is even worse. Remember the old "I can do with an orange what you can do with a football"-incident? I know I do. Back then we all thought it was funny. Little did we know that Zlatan was like this all the time, both when necessary and when not. Not to mention the headbuts, the constant fighting on the pitch and the hurling of insults.
4) His attitude towards team mates. Rafael van der Vaart, Ljungberg, Zebina and Vieira all know what I'm talking about. Oh, it's them, right, my mistake
.5) His arrogant style of football. Guess what, this guy isn't even close to being good. I see him doing fancy tricks, I see him failing at those fancy tricks. So what does he do to cover that up? He drags, kicks, spits and throws his opponent down. Since referees can only let things go that far, even if they are controlled by Juventus, Zlatan has been reprimanded a million times this season. Zlatan NEVER goes past people because of his excellent technique. He goes past them because his technique is slightly above average and he pulls them back.
6) His tactical stupidity. Really, where on earth does this guy run? One has to wonder whether this guy has a brain.
7) His selfsishness. Time upon time again I've seen Del Piero passing the ball to Zlatan, running towards an excellent position and not receiving the ball back again. And I might add Del Piero needs those goals a lot more than that Zlatan dude, who'll play regardless of how hard he fucks up.
8) The fact I put in a lot of effort to go and see Juventus in the Delle Alpi twice, having to witness 135 minutes of Zlatan screwing up and getting booed.
No, I hate, I curse and I spit upon Zlatan. Get out.
Seven said:
Okay, I'll admit it. This is indeed pure anger and hate.
Yes, you read that right, I hate Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Now there are several reasons on which I founded that hate.
1) He was hailed by Capello as Del Piero's replacement. I could have lived with that had Zlatan been the better player. He however wasn't, yet still got to play in almost all important games. He was drop dead awful against Arsenal, Werder Bremen, AC Milan and Bayern München.
2) His attitude towards clubs. This guy has no class whatsoever. What on earth is wrong with him? He comes from one of the most poor seasons any football player anywhere has ever played, yet asks Inter 8 million for his services?
3) His attitude towards opponents. This one is even worse. Remember the old "I can do with an orange what you can do with a football"-incident? I know I do. Back then we all thought it was funny. Little did we know that Zlatan was like this all the time, both when necessary and when not. Not to mention the headbuts, the constant fighting on the pitch and the hurling of insults.
4) His attitude towards team mates. Rafael van der Vaart, Ljungberg, Zebina and Vieira all know what I'm talking about. Oh, it's them, right, my mistake.
5) His arrogant style of football. Guess what, this guy isn't even close to being good. I see him doing fancy tricks, I see him failing at those fancy tricks. So what does he do to cover that up? He drags, kicks, spits and throws his opponent down. Since referees can only let things go that far, even if they are controlled by Juventus, Zlatan has been reprimanded a million times this season. Zlatan NEVER goes past people because of his excellent technique. He goes past them because his technique is slightly above average and he pulls them back.
6) His tactical stupidity. Really, where on earth does this guy run? One has to wonder whether this guy has a brain.
7) His selfsishness. Time upon time again I've seen Del Piero passing the ball to Zlatan, running towards an excellent position and not receiving the ball back again. And I might add Del Piero needs those goals a lot more than that Zlatan dude, who'll play regardless of how hard he fucks up.
8) The fact I put in a lot of effort to go and see Juventus in the Delle Alpi twice, having to witness 135 minutes of Zlatan screwing up and getting booed.
No, I hate, I curse and I spit upon Zlatan. Get out.
Yes, you read that right, I hate Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Now there are several reasons on which I founded that hate.
1) He was hailed by Capello as Del Piero's replacement. I could have lived with that had Zlatan been the better player. He however wasn't, yet still got to play in almost all important games. He was drop dead awful against Arsenal, Werder Bremen, AC Milan and Bayern München.
2) His attitude towards clubs. This guy has no class whatsoever. What on earth is wrong with him? He comes from one of the most poor seasons any football player anywhere has ever played, yet asks Inter 8 million for his services?
3) His attitude towards opponents. This one is even worse. Remember the old "I can do with an orange what you can do with a football"-incident? I know I do. Back then we all thought it was funny. Little did we know that Zlatan was like this all the time, both when necessary and when not. Not to mention the headbuts, the constant fighting on the pitch and the hurling of insults.
4) His attitude towards team mates. Rafael van der Vaart, Ljungberg, Zebina and Vieira all know what I'm talking about. Oh, it's them, right, my mistake
.5) His arrogant style of football. Guess what, this guy isn't even close to being good. I see him doing fancy tricks, I see him failing at those fancy tricks. So what does he do to cover that up? He drags, kicks, spits and throws his opponent down. Since referees can only let things go that far, even if they are controlled by Juventus, Zlatan has been reprimanded a million times this season. Zlatan NEVER goes past people because of his excellent technique. He goes past them because his technique is slightly above average and he pulls them back.
6) His tactical stupidity. Really, where on earth does this guy run? One has to wonder whether this guy has a brain.
7) His selfsishness. Time upon time again I've seen Del Piero passing the ball to Zlatan, running towards an excellent position and not receiving the ball back again. And I might add Del Piero needs those goals a lot more than that Zlatan dude, who'll play regardless of how hard he fucks up.
8) The fact I put in a lot of effort to go and see Juventus in the Delle Alpi twice, having to witness 135 minutes of Zlatan screwing up and getting booed.
No, I hate, I curse and I spit upon Zlatan. Get out.
Why would I want to make it as a pro? There are lots of professional football players out there in case you hadn't noticed. If I put all my effort in it, and if I had put some more effort in it, I think I might have played in the Belgian first division. At some point I just realised I was never going to be good enough for Juventus, so making it as a pro didn't interest me that much anyway. Playing for Westerlo is hardly nicer than trying to become a respected journalist IMO.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble though. Professional football players aren't that great. They're just like you and me, only they train more.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble though. Professional football players aren't that great
. They're just like you and me, only they train more.
Seven said:
Why would I want to make it as a pro? There are lots of professional football players out there in case you hadn't noticed. If I put all my effort in it, and if I had put some more effort in it, I think I might have played in the Belgian first division. At some point I just realised I was never going to be good enough for Juventus, so making it as a pro didn't interest me that much anyway. Playing for Westerlo is hardly nicer than trying to become a respected journalist IMO.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble though. Professional football players aren't that great. They're just like you and me, only they train more.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble though. Professional football players aren't that great
. They're just like you and me, only they train more.
The lifestory of the user Seven, thank you for sharing that with me, i'm so interested in hearing what you wish to do with your life. Please more, what's your favourite color?
Respected journalist.... isn't that kind of an oxymoron?
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