Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread (35 Viewers)

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.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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hahahhaahahha!!!!
thats hilarious!!!
good shii mikhail!!!

ibra should spend less time writing books and coming up with snappy remarks for the media and focus on FIDELITY - JUVE MADE HIM INTO THE SH%# TAILED STAR HE IS TODAY!!!!!
 

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THE CHAMPIONS

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Jan 18, 2006
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bianco neri said:
if zlatan goes for anything over 20m then treze will bounce also.

milan is a club of homos thats why kaka` plays there
kaka is a great player!! him with Henry & aimar & pirlo,gattuso,nesta,z.zanetti are the only players I like outside the Juve squad!!
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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mikhail said:
This just in: Juventus FC's third quarter profits given welcome boost by last-minute bidding in the E-Bay auction of club asset, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

"It was touch and go there," said one analyst, "but about eighty-five bids in the last forty seconds saw the price go from €12.99 to €22,601,493.27."

The winning bid, from Luciano Moggi, topped the previous bid by just €0.04. It was Moggi's first bid.

We asked Moggi what he intended to do with his new acquisition, Moggi mumbled something about a dungeon, and payback for making it obvious that Juventus had been cheating. "I mean, clearly we weren't beating teams fairly, with a streak of piss like that up front," he said, before we blinked, and he disappeared, leaving only a billowing net curtain on the window.

Sources close to Juventus have responded to news of the sale with a joyous, "Yahoo!"

:lol2: Class John!


+rep:D
 

Badass J Elkann

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Feb 12, 2006
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giovanotti said:
Champs,who is Z.Zanetti?

zinedine zanetti


anyways, if anyone has a active ebay account, why dont we try and sell zlatan ourselves, just a mock thing, this is how it will work

we put a pic of zlatan and u describe how hes for sale as a player etc.. u get his contract u own him im sure u understand, obv in the small print u have to say u dont really buy the player, but just to see how much people wud bid him for, just for assurance that there is still interest for him.

if not i guess we'll have to find that recent swedish lottery winner who loves him to bits
 
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