Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread (16 Viewers)

[Matteo..]

So, your plan is applying for higher education, but stop drinking beer? Who the fvck has ever done that?

 

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[Jem83]

no one in your family

 

[Matteo..]

no one in your family

What's next? "Your mama is a ho!"?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No, he was going to the "yo mama is so fat" way.

Classless and elementary.

 

[Jem83]

no, if you look closely I was suggesting that Matteo10 stems from a traditional working class family/middle class or lower middle class

nothing else

 

[Matteo..]

No, he was going to the "yo mama is so fat" way.

Classless and elementary.

You see it all makes sense?

I mean, no wonder he's a Zlatan fan and I like Del Piero.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

no, if you look closely I was suggesting that Matteo10 stems from a traditional working class family/middle class or lower middle class

nothing else

Well, I am American, so that automatically means you eat my food, drive my cars and work to make my clothes.

 

[Matteo..]

no, if you look closely I was suggesting that Matteo10 stems from a traditional working class family/middle class or lower middle class

nothing else

Alright then.

*sigh*

Both of my parents are doctors.

My grandad's a doctor, my grandmum's a nurse and my other grandad used to be an engineer.

We also have four dentists in our family and an historian.

 

[Jem83]

Well, I am American, so that automatically means you eat my food, drive my cars and work to make my clothes.

no it means your ancestors are my people

 

[Matteo..]

Well, I am American, so that automatically means you eat my food, drive my cars and work to make my clothes.

Plain disgusting, but funny as hell .

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

no it means your ancestors are my people

No, i am German, and Czech.

 

[Jem83]

No, i am German, and Czech.

well, they are Europeans so there you go

 

[Matteo..]

In other news Mino Raiola, Zlatan's agent, assured us Zlatan would still be playing in the Delle Alpi next season .

 

[Matteo..]

well, they are Europeans so there you go

They're human, so they came from Africa. There you go.

 

[Jem83]

They're human, so they came from Africa. There you go.

Very good, Matteo10

You just proved some worth

 

[Matteo..]

Very good, Matteo10

You just proved some worth

Again, please call me Seven.

 

[Jem83]

We'll see

 

[Matteo..]

Alright Gemmy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Seven is the man.

The original 20 account poster.

 

[Matteo..]

Seven is the man.

The original 20 account poster.

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