Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread (13 Viewers)

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Gep

The Guv'nor
Jun 12, 2005
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++ [ originally posted by Espectro ] ++


Hey, but like you said, we can't blame poor old Matrix, Zlatan got what he deserve...
How did he deserve that then? Then again, Why am I even replying to this garbage? :D
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


Sure. Unless you mean you would keep standing there with a crazy Materazzi coming after you.
You don't have time to think about that during a match, Seven. You should know that as you actually play football. Unless you are quite the pusssy, you will not back away from any sort of challenges on the pitch. Trying to avoid getting injured means not playing hard and not playing hard is not doing your team any good. It was not at all Zlatan's fault for getting injured because he did nothing wrong and probably could not see the two-footed tackle coming. Period.
 

Espectro

The Grimreaper
Jul 12, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Jigga ] ++


Must admit! the car story was a good one.:D
I know, I mean, a car comes 150km/hour, comes to the slidewalk,hits you, and kills you...

You are to blame, how could you be so stupid to not think that a car coming 150km/hour its going to come straigth to you and kill you... I mean hellooooooo!!?
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by Espectro ] ++


I know, I mean, a car comes 150km/hour, comes to the slidewalk,hits you, and kills you...

You are to blame, how could you be so stupid to not think that a car coming 150km/hour its going to come straigth to you and kill you... I mean hellooooooo!!?
Then Seven attends your funeral and proclaims it was all your fault.

"It's the dead man's fault, I say. Shall I reconstruct the accident for you?"
 

Tifoso

Sempre e solo Juve
Aug 12, 2005
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++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Then Seven attends your funeral and proclaims it was all your fault.

"It's the dead man's fault, I say. Shall I reconstruct the accident for you?"
"He should have stayed home. He could see the car coming, he should have feinted right."
 

Espectro

The Grimreaper
Jul 12, 2002
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Seven's law:


Article 1:

"If a car that comes at 150km/hour, comes strigth to you, jumps to the slidewalk and hits you.... its your fault, you should have know that this will happend, and you should have been able to aviod it"

Article 2:

"You are a soccer player, you have the ball in the offensive, you hold the ball and a defender comes and cuts your anckle with a kick and injuries you.... its YOUR fault, you should know that the defender was going to hit your anckle and injuried you"
 

Espectro

The Grimreaper
Jul 12, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Espectro ] ++
Seven's law:


Article 1:

"If a car that comes at 150km/hour, comes strigth to you, jumps to the slidewalk and hits you.... its your fault, you should have know that this will happend, and you should have been able to aviod it"

Article 2:

"You are a soccer player, you have the ball in the offensive, you hold the ball and a defender comes and cuts your anckle with a kick and injuries you.... its YOUR fault, you should know that the defender was going to hit your anckle and injuried you"
For more references, we have decide to show you a ilustration for you to understand this law:

In the picture, the player with the white and black jersey (we will call him "The infractor" in future references) was controling the ball, he was holding the ball...

The player in blue and black (wich we will call "The inocent victim" for future references) tacles him, hiting his anckle and knee in the prosess, notice that "The inocent victim" dont have intention to get the ball, he goes directly to hit the anckle...

Following the Seven's law, " The infractor" is to blame in this action, cause he should know in advanced that "The inocent victim" was going to hit him and injuried him.
 

Zlatan

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


That's a bit different in Belgium then I guess. You're not supposed to drive through yellow lights unless you're pretty much already there.

You can alway argue you were pretty much there.
 

Zlatan

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Seven ] ++


There's a car coming your way at 150 km/hour.

You're standing on the sidewalk.

Yet it is obvious that car is going to run you over.

Either you keep standing there, in which case you will die though it's not your fault, or you get away as soon as possible.

Get it?

150 km/h is around 41 m/s, so by the time you see it, and actually realize what's going on, chances are you wouldnt really have time to avoid it.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,382
++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++


"He should have stayed home. He could see the car coming, he should have feinted right."

That's exactly what Seven meant by his theory, he just wanted Ibrahimovic on the bench.
 
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