I am inspired.
To write a poem.
About Pado, and his shoe-fapping ways.
Entitled "A few of my favorite Shoes"
(A complete and blatant rip off of the song "A few of my favorite things")
Blahnik slingbacks of pearly white satin,
or world war 2 boots worn by general patton.
There are so many that I cannot choose,
but these are a few of my favorite shoes.
A pair of 85' vintage Air Jordan's
or those sandals that your girlfriend is sportin'
have yet to meet a pair that I can refuse,
these are a few of my favorite shoes.
Be it the Predators worn by Del Piero,
or boxing boots that belong to
Celestino Caballero,
the thought of these athletes just make me ooze,
because I'm about to fap in their favorite shoes.
When I'm in court, I can't help but wonder
if the female DA knows of the spell she has me under,
I honestly don't care if this case I lose,
cuz I just gotta fap into those high heel shoes