I think we could be that desperate to take him on loan. 
Secco: "You have many great midfielders, can we get one?
Benitez: "Gerrard is not for sale".
Secco: "sh*t"
Benitez: "Mascherano is on loan and here to stay for a little while"
Secco: "ok".
Benitez: X. Alonso is Spanish like me, I'm not selling my compadre".
Secco: "k"
Benitez: "I was the one who wanted Momo when he was me at Valencia, I see a bright future for him HERE in LIVERPOOL".
Secco: "Well, can we get him on loan for a year and give him some palying time since you don't play him much?
Benitez: "ok ok Alessio...one question...you don't work for Juve anymore?
Secco: "yes, i'm still there.
Benitez: "oh, I thought you were with a sh*tty club since you asked me for a player on loan".
Secco: "no, I'm just a newbie at this. I was working on the photocopy machine before getting this job."
Benitez: "pendero!"
...

Secco: "You have many great midfielders, can we get one?
Benitez: "Gerrard is not for sale".
Secco: "sh*t"
Benitez: "Mascherano is on loan and here to stay for a little while"
Secco: "ok".
Benitez: X. Alonso is Spanish like me, I'm not selling my compadre".
Secco: "k"
Benitez: "I was the one who wanted Momo when he was me at Valencia, I see a bright future for him HERE in LIVERPOOL".
Secco: "Well, can we get him on loan for a year and give him some palying time since you don't play him much?
Benitez: "ok ok Alessio...one question...you don't work for Juve anymore?
Secco: "yes, i'm still there.
Benitez: "oh, I thought you were with a sh*tty club since you asked me for a player on loan".
Secco: "no, I'm just a newbie at this. I was working on the photocopy machine before getting this job."
Benitez: "pendero!"
...
