Funny how a certain degree of humour can be found in official documents. I haven't read through every single rule, but the wording of some of them caught my eye :geek:
++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++ Delaying the restart of play
Referees must caution players who delay the restart of play by tactics such as:
- taking a free kick from the wrong position with the sole intention of forcing the referee to order a retake
- appearing to take a throw-in but suddenly leaving it to one of his team-mates to throw-in
- delaying leaving the field when being substituted
++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++ Liquid refreshments
Players are entitled to take liquid refreshments during a stoppage in the match but only on the touch line. It is not permitted to throw plastic water bags or any other water containers onto the field.