Rafa gon' hire a lawyer to sue Madrid for defamation of character.
After months of going through statutes of spanish law, international human rights treaties and other relevant documents, the lawyer takes off his glasses, looks Rafa straight into his face and says: Sigh... I don't know another way to put this. You're simply too fat.
After months of going through statutes of spanish law, international human rights treaties and other relevant documents, the lawyer takes off his glasses, looks Rafa straight into his face and says: Sigh... I don't know another way to put this. You're simply too fat.

