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May 30, 2004
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Kaiser Franco
Dec 27, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
    kaiser, you must include the r thing
    As I said these are mistakes made on purpose and I don't consider them worth a reprimand. It's mainly due to this new text habit today's youth have launched. They seem to piss off Gray though (that's why I started this thread btw : after seeing him ask someone else to type full words).

    And Gray is a mod.
     
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    Kaiser Franco
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    ++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


    Should be "too," not "to." No?

    Also, one should mention the fact that "alot" is not a word, it is spelled "a lot," two words. Unless talking about a certain amout of something allowed. E.G., an allotted amount of time.
    Thanks for bringing up another common mistake, Burke. The adverb "too" must not be confused with the preposition "to". The former can be used in several contexts. On the other hand, only the preposition "to" can be used in front of a verb. But it can be used differently too (ex : Pirlo will never go to Madrid - to indicate a direction). My advice if you have trouble distinguishing them is to replace it with "as well" an see if the sentence still makes sense. If it does, then you want to spell it "too".
     

    JCK

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    JCK
    May 11, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


    I dunno you said it, you might mean this thread.
    I meant thread, but this does not qualify as a spelling or a grammatical mistake...damn it!




    And by the way, why is Kaizer's avatar so small? :confused:
     
    Jan 7, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++


    As I said these are mistakes made on purpose and I don't consider them worth a reprimand. It's mainly due to this new text habit today's youth have launched. They seem to piss off Gray though (that's why I started this thread btw : after seeing him ask someone else to type full words).

    And Gray is a mod.

    i just think that those ones made on purpose are even more annoying
     
    Jul 12, 2002
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    ++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
    Ok first off let me state that I admit to being a bit of a linguistic purist if not a grammar nazi.

    Secondly I want you to bear in mind that English is only my third language after Italian and French, and that in spite of this I do my best to write it in the clearest and most accurate way I can. This isn't much of an achievement, considering that English spelling, grammar and usage is a piece of cake compared to French and to a certain extent Italian.

    Even so, I understand that spelling mistakes can occur here and there. What makes the vein on my neck bulge however is to see NATIVE English speakers - I couldn’t stress enough on the NATIVE part - repeatedly commit the most outrageous errors (as opposed to typos or willingly modified text spelling).

    Here are a couple of the monstrosities I have come across :

    - the use of the contracted form "you’re" in lieu of the possessive pronoun "your". Anyone who has made it past third grade must have learned that a pronoun defines and/or replaces a noun (hence the "pro" in "pronoun"). In the sentence "your grammar can be improved", the possessive "your" defines "grammar" and there is no way a VERB could replace it. Can’t you see that ?? The same goes for "it’s" and "they’re" which I see all to often used instead of "its" and "their". Sometimes "their" is also confused with the adverb "there". A gross albeit slightly less scandalous error. The Oscar for the most appaling mistake in this category has to go to the use of the averb and verb "how are" to say "our". ex : "How are spelling is terrible". :yuck:

    -The use of the abominable "could of", "would of" and "should of" in lieu of the conditional tense "could/would/should HAVE". Let’s start from the beginning. The modal verb "can" becomes "could" when used in the past tense. But just like his cousins "would" and "should", "could" can also serve as an auxiliary verb in the conditional tense. By definition, an auxiliary verb supports another verb. NOT a conjunction, which is what "of" is. Ex : "Had I known my auxiliary verbs, I would have used the conditional tense properly".

    I can’t really think of other blatant mistakes at the moment and lack time to further search the forum, but if you find some more, post them here. Hopefully this thread will serve as a reference guide for the non native English speakers and optimize communication on the forum.
    The reason people do that is because English, more than any other language depends on verbal learning. Thus, the written form of the language becomes convoluted.
     

    Emma

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    Mar 4, 2004
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    **** sake. Have you people nothing better to do than word check a forum :rolleyes:

    Who da fock cares if i typey likey this? If its a prob then speak your own language yee? lol.
     
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    Kaiser Franco
    Dec 27, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Ian ] ++


    The reason people do that is because English, more than any other language depends on verbal learning. Thus, the written form of the language becomes convoluted.
    How is English depending on verbal learning more than any other language ?
     
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