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True Story:
One summer day last July I was chilling at Cafe Livorno in Mamaroneck when in walks 10 bad ass belgian wafflemakers. In they came with their attitude, cussing and sticky waffle making hands demanding some Belgian beer. Padovano the bartender refused to serve them because he stated "they ain't dressed right"...
Sergio the manager gave them a quick look and turned to Padovano who still shook his head ...
The head of the Belgian Wafflemakers Seven protested: "He's acting like our money ain't green. We just want some beers."
Sergio gave them a quick look and asked "Just a few beers?"
THe bad ass Belge replied: Just a few Belgian beers. That's it. We'll be on our way. We ain't looking for trouble."
Sergio was satisfied and replied "Spoken like a true European Gentleman..Roby..give em their beers."
As all the Belgian Wafflemakers had their beers in hand the head wafflemaker Seven got up and proceeded with a toast.
Sitting behind the tables Burke and Andy cautiously looked on and Vinnie working the door gave an eye to the bad ass waffletossers...Swag in the back of the room counting his money could also be seen glancing upwards.
Seven continued with his toast "All right, brothers.
If I may, a toast to our host. In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Ghost!" In unison they sprayed Padovano with their shaken beers .. he eyed back at them wet like a bird in a rainstorm.
Sergio approached them with a stern look and stated "That wasn't very nice.
Now you got to leave."
From the back someone who claimed his name was Centrocampo but that no one actually saw yelled "We will tell you when we leave..."
Vinman suddendly slammed the front door..turned the lock and said
"Now you can't leave."
I will never forget the look on their faces. All ten of them, their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bar. But they knew that instant they made a fatal mistake. This time, they walked into the wrong bar.
What proceeded was the worse ass whippin ever experienced by these wafflemakers...Vinman clubbed them with a nightstick..Padovano sodomized them with women's shoes...Sergio ran over their wafflemakers with his Mustang...Burke teabagged them while they were on the floor....Andy hid under the table....even Swag could be seen yelling "100$ to the man who knocks a Wafflemaker out"...I did my part and urinated on them as they lay motionless on the floor ....
One summer day last July I was chilling at Cafe Livorno in Mamaroneck when in walks 10 bad ass belgian wafflemakers. In they came with their attitude, cussing and sticky waffle making hands demanding some Belgian beer. Padovano the bartender refused to serve them because he stated "they ain't dressed right"...
Sergio the manager gave them a quick look and turned to Padovano who still shook his head ...
The head of the Belgian Wafflemakers Seven protested: "He's acting like our money ain't green. We just want some beers."
Sergio gave them a quick look and asked "Just a few beers?"
THe bad ass Belge replied: Just a few Belgian beers. That's it. We'll be on our way. We ain't looking for trouble."
Sergio was satisfied and replied "Spoken like a true European Gentleman..Roby..give em their beers."
As all the Belgian Wafflemakers had their beers in hand the head wafflemaker Seven got up and proceeded with a toast.
Sitting behind the tables Burke and Andy cautiously looked on and Vinnie working the door gave an eye to the bad ass waffletossers...Swag in the back of the room counting his money could also be seen glancing upwards.
Seven continued with his toast "All right, brothers.
If I may, a toast to our host. In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Ghost!" In unison they sprayed Padovano with their shaken beers .. he eyed back at them wet like a bird in a rainstorm.
Sergio approached them with a stern look and stated "That wasn't very nice.
Now you got to leave."
From the back someone who claimed his name was Centrocampo but that no one actually saw yelled "We will tell you when we leave..."
Vinman suddendly slammed the front door..turned the lock and said
"Now you can't leave."
I will never forget the look on their faces. All ten of them, their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bar. But they knew that instant they made a fatal mistake. This time, they walked into the wrong bar.
What proceeded was the worse ass whippin ever experienced by these wafflemakers...Vinman clubbed them with a nightstick..Padovano sodomized them with women's shoes...Sergio ran over their wafflemakers with his Mustang...Burke teabagged them while they were on the floor....Andy hid under the table....even Swag could be seen yelling "100$ to the man who knocks a Wafflemaker out"...I did my part and urinated on them as they lay motionless on the floor ....
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