Nick Against the World (46 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Burkey, never turn down the chance to get boozy with the rich and famous, you might get to ass fook some of their leftovers. Like all those times I was drunk with Bruce Springsteen - I got to shag a few of them:

Gwen Stefani
Rosemary Clooney
George Michael
Rod Stewart
Some chick who thought it was funny when I kicked that dude's head in on stage
and . . .

No, that's all.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

oh piss off, i look so much better

I know, I was just fucking with you.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just went to court in a neighboring county and they had the HOTTEST Asssistant D.A. over there. She could have given me one of those half-mast woodrows, you know the kind that stick staight out, and I could have Ghost Ridden the Cock.

But I didn't.

That's wordage, yoseph.

I get one of those when I talk to you on the phone.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Burkey, never turn down the chance to get boozy with the rich and famous, you might get to ass fook some of their leftovers. Like all those times I was drunk with Bruce Springsteen - I got to shag a few of them:

Gwen Stefani
Rosemary Clooney
George Michael
Rod Stewart
Some chick who thought it was funny when I kicked that dude's head in on stage
and . . .

No, that's all.

Bruce has a tight little anus.

 

[The Pado]

Bruce has a tight little anus.

Don't know, I haven't fucked him yet.



Have you ever read "Harry Potter and the Curse of Maldini's Vagina"? It scared the piss out of me.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, where Wizard Rumplestiltskin get a curse put on him where he turns into an ovary? That is what fucked me up for a while.

 

[swag]

I just went to court in a neighboring county and they had the HOTTEST Asssistant D.A. over there. She could have given me one of those half-mast woodrows, you know the kind that stick staight out, and I could have Ghost Ridden the Cock.

But I didn't.

Pado, this sounds like a great score! Have you been trying to get taken in for drunk and disorderly conduct? Or better: lewd public acts with women's finer footwear?

Just think of the possibilities.

Asst D.A.: And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you Exhibit A. (holds up a woman's shoe)

Pado on the stand: Ohhhh yeah...

Asst D.A.: Ahhh, Mr. Padovano, what are you doing behind the bench there? Can we see your hands, please?!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I can see that shit happening too.

 

[Byrone]

Sup burke! Sup Greg,how did the b day go?

did u guys find out who JAH IS?

 

[Azzurri7]

Roma better win over Middls....They're playing good It's 1-1 so far.

Mancini is such a talented great player.

 

[Byrone]

Hey rab wtf is happen bruvva?

 

[Azzurri7]

nothing much bro, chillin around having a redbull....what about ya??

 

[Stephan]

Incubo is watching milan-barcelona friendly?

 

[Byrone]

closed off a HUGE deal & my boss rewarded me by gettin me shitfaced as early as 12:00am rsa time,im soooooooooooooo vrot!oh i also got into a fight with some leb boys,but my pork & cheese bruvva's sorted them out.

whats the score with the as roma game?

 

[Azzurri7]

closed off a HUGE deal & my boss rewarded me by gettin me shitfaced as early as 12:00am rsa time,im soooooooooooooo vrot!oh i also got into a fight with some leb boys,but my pork & cheese bruvva's sorted them out.

whats the score with the as roma game?

What's wrong with these Lebanese??? What happened?

1-1 so far...but Roma are playing So00oo00o0oo0 Fooking Awesome...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

They play better without Totti.

 

[Byrone]

well we were sittin & havin drinks at news cafe in jhb & this girl cherise(leb babe) caught my eye.well i called the waiter & gave him R50($10) to give her a napkin,i wrote some funny things on it.this whole napkin thing worked wonders cause we sent them to & fro.she gave me her numbers & the bruvvas got all huffed up & cause a scene,luckily my portugese bruvvas were there & they are shit scared of them.

.......& she called me,we gonna hook up tomorrow!

 

[Azzurri7]

well we were sittin & havin drinks at news cafe in jhb & this girl cherise(leb babe) caught my eye.well i called the waiter & gave him R50($10) to give her a napkin,i wrote some funny things on it.this whole napkin thing worked wonders cause we sent them to & fro.she gave me her numbers & the bruvvas got all huffed up & cause a scene,luckily my portugese bruvvas were there & they are shit scared of them.

.......& she called me,we gonna hook up tomorrow!

Thats cool man.....Do you know Cherise well???

 

[Byrone]

Thats cool man.....Do you know Cherise well???

nah bruvva,just met her today:eyebrows:

 

[Byrone]

Eazy,ffs fowler finally scored!