Nick Against the World (176 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Attention all Olive Garden customers:

We will be evacuating our bowels in 5 minutes. Move in an orderly fashion to the nearest restroom.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Bjerknes]

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:


How dare you insult my favorite restaurant like that. FFS, that has to be funniest thing Ive ever seen.

 

[swag]

Btw, February is "All Your Colon Can Blow" month at the Olive Garden.

 

[flieeeekke]

i wisht hey opened an olive garden here in lithuania

 

[Hambon]

Attention all Olive Garden customers:

We will be evacuating our bowels in 5 minutes. Move in an orderly fashion to the nearest restroom.

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Those breadsticks & Salad are the cover up for the microwaved Crap they serve ya later......Its the nearest place a Redneck can get to Italian Cusine

 

[Hambon]

Snoop, in my religion we follow the path of peace and love everybody. But sometimes we just like to kill all the fucking infidels who believe in something else. But that's just me, Buddha in training (and failing miserably).

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[Hambon]

am a loser forgot ?

No??!!

 

[Eddy]

 

[Snoop]

No??!!

very original!

 

[IncuboRossonero]

OLIVE GARDEN:

Feeding White Trash and Cafone's since 1985TM

 

[IncuboRossonero]

After quite a few years here I still have not figured out:

- what the hell a Rickenbacker is.
- what the hell a ShadowFax is.
- How Andy went from clean cut lad in the grad pic to the long haired kid with attitude.
- What the K stands for.
- What multinational tech firm Swag sold for billions allowing him to spend his days moderating soccer forums and taste test the espresso's of the bay area.
- Where the hell River went.
- Why Lillianna will not reply to my marriage proposals.

oh yeah and why some fine people in here would support a team like Dopentus.

 

[JCK]

how the fuck did you do 47 times in simon?

Writing down on a paper next to you, you can reach hundreds, but who has the patience to do that?

 

[JCK]

After quite a few years here I still have not figured out:

- what the hell a Rickenbacker is.
- what the hell a ShadowFax is.
- How Andy went from clean cut lad in the grad pic to the long haired kid with attitude.
- What the K stands for.
- What multinational tech firm Swag sold for billions allowing him to spend his days moderating soccer forums and taste test the espresso's of the bay area.
- Where the hell River went.
- Why Lillianna will not reply to my marriage proposals.

oh yeah and why some fine people in here would support a team like Dopentus.

What K?

 

[The Pado]

A Rickenbacker is a guitar

K is for "Kevin", but you knew that.

You think your groin is the only one around here that Liliana has done the squat-thrusts on?

 

[Stephan]

www.rickenbacker.com

 

[JCK]

Padovano, have you ever gone medieval on someone's ass?

 

[JCK]

 

[The Pado]

Padovano, have you ever gone medieval on someone's ass?

No, actually. Never have.

The closest I came was probably when I was slut fucking Claire in the backseat of her Renault Le Car in some Liverpool back alley, and I accidently slipped the sausage in her poop shoot. This was the genesis of our Ass Fooking weekends. Not medieval, but certainly misusing an ass.

 

[Vinman]

No, actually. Never have.

The closest I came was probably when I was slut fucking Claire in the backseat of her Renault Le Car in some Liverpool back alley, and I accidently slipped the sausage in her poop shoot. This was the genesis of our Ass Fooking weekends. Not medieval, but certainly misusing an ass.

...and its a good thing Mrs. Padovano stays faaar away from the computer !!!!

 

[Vinman]

Here is the new Azzurri home jersey that will be worn in the WC, courtesy of ebay

Personally, I think the v neck is shit, and having the number so high up on the chest is stupid



http://cgi.ebay.it/NUOVA-1a-Maglia-...757574287QQcategoryZ30767QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem